spritz and click

No comunque beo..

2008-03-25T22:41:00.003+01:00

Oh! era una vita che non passavo di qui..
beh, direi che ogni tanto ci si può mettere qualcosa di carino..jeje

Domandona: cosa è successo al nostro vecchio blog?! come mai qst nuova veste grafica electro e accattivante?! i ne gà mandà suea luna?! beh, comunque bello, direi..ma davvero qualche mente malata di nome pannasmontata ha messo le mani qui?! :-) uffi però ha cancellato tutti i link..

ciao fioi se vedemo el weekend, par chi che no va a milàn..

Irie, Marco

american idiots

2008-02-22T15:50:00.000+01:00

ariecchime!!

2008-02-09T11:31:00.000+01:00

Alla fine c'è riuscito..
ciao fioi!!
fe

grazie a cescosauro di splinder!

2008-01-25T16:16:00.001+01:00

...gli amici di Paris

2008-01-15T13:32:00.000+01:00

UPCOMINGS! (yeah yeah yeah)

2008-01-12T12:02:00.001+01:00

ennesimo blog di sery

2008-01-11T11:25:00.001+01:00

Bene Bene è giunta l'ora di comunicarvi il mio nuovo sfavillante blog! www.blogascadenza.splinder.com!!! Guardate che bel lavoretto che ho fatto!

VI E' PRESO UN COLPO?????

2008-01-11T10:01:00.001+01:00

EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!! se vi piace lo teniamo.. fatemi sapere! sempre se lo guardate ancora sto blog!

carina!!!!

2008-01-09T14:50:00.001+01:00

ain't no privacy!

2008-01-08T17:15:00.001+01:00

Ma voi lo sapevate che se u google immages cercate serena armellin viene fuori le foto del nostro blog????????????????

(tra l'altro ain't no sunshine.. non è una doppia negazione?)
SEre

sempre approposito di lingue...

2008-01-07T13:07:00.000+01:00

Guarda un po' che babele che è l'Africa!

Swadesh list

2008-01-07T13:01:00.000+01:00

Una lista di parole di sopravvivenza in tutte le lingue!
é disponibile una tabella su quelle europee su:
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Swadesh_List
E lì trovate i link per le lingue più assurde!
Si lo so non mi passa nulla!
S.
PS:la mia preferita è quella bantù!

vi ho preso 1 giga!

2008-01-07T11:34:00.001+01:00

Basta con lo scambio dati via memory pen, lettori mp3 etc!!!!!
ho preso un giga di memoria virtuale in questo sito dove possiamo caricare cose che vogliamo far scaricare agli altri! Così è una memoria accessibile da ogni pc!
il link è: www.mediamax.com
id: spritzandclick (tanto perchè così ci ricordiamo)
password: usandthem (che le altre non me le accettava)

C'è una canzoncina di benvenuto che piace tanto a me e alla fede!
USE IT!
ciao!
Sery

...ein prosit

2008-01-04T13:46:00.000+01:00

just live drum 'n' bass from London

2007-12-30T13:54:00.000+01:00

beh sono un po' più sana di Giaco!

2007-12-21T11:44:00.001+01:00

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come facciamo a metterlo sempre visibile?

2007-12-21T11:40:00.000+01:00

Become an Ultrasound technician

Zero Secchia!

2007-12-21T11:35:00.001+01:00

24% Geek

Find Ultrasound schools near you

Si si e continuo!

2007-12-21T11:31:00.001+01:00

29%

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sono proprio in giornata

2007-12-21T11:25:00.000+01:00

$4375.00

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Si fantastico, visto che ho ua delel giornate più buie di sempre questa cosa mi sta veramente tirando su!
Serena

Bello sto sito giaco

2007-12-21T11:21:00.001+01:00

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Morti nel giorno della mia nascita O.O

2007-12-20T13:47:00.000+01:00

142,908 People

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Per una lista invece di personaggio più o meno famosi morti il 21 Agosto, cliccate qui!! (Togliatti, Meazza e Trotsky tra i tanti..era destino che diventassi un Comunista/rivoluzionario/Milanista)

IMPORTANTISSIMOOOO O.O

2007-12-20T13:40:00.000+01:00

Allora, essendo il solito egocentrico, vi invito quando avete voglia a prendere un caffè al bar Kiribiri in piazza del grano (accanto a Intimissimi)...così potrete ammirare una piccola mostra fotografica che il gruppo Trevision ha inaugurato sabato scorso. Il tema è caffè e libri....

manco a dirvelo sono presenta che io con una fotografia...

ciao a tutti
Giaco

Germs on my Keyboard! O.O

2007-12-20T13:36:00.000+01:00

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OH JESUS!

2007-12-15T15:23:00.001+01:00

KISS THE DOG!

2007-12-13T17:10:00.000+01:00

SELFISH POST!!!

2007-12-06T10:41:00.001+01:00

Allora visto che Giaco si fa tutta ata pubblicità, non vedo perchè non farla pure io!
Anche io ho un micro contatto su flickr (some12live4, il mio solito secondo yahoo è già usato). Ah e ho pure un contatto skype adesso (sempre no12live4), vi ho già detto quello di You tube (sempre no12live4)!!!
Oh là! Tiè Giaco non sei poi l'unico egocentrico!=)
PS: ma il nostro blog è in agonia o sbaglio? lo cagate ancora o no?
Sere

Come sono evoluto.. O.O

2007-12-05T16:07:00.000+01:00

Questo è un programmino che legato a Flickr ti costruisce una bellissima pagina personale per le tue foto

Liguria con Otto

2007-12-03T10:59:00.000+01:00

Guarda cosa ho trovato sulla scrivania della mia responsabile

2007-12-03T10:58:00.000+01:00

L'imprasa epica: concerto subsonica 23/11/2007

2007-12-03T10:57:00.000+01:00

Benvenuto Nardo!

2007-12-03T10:54:00.000+01:00

Un po' di back stage

2007-12-03T10:46:00.000+01:00

ormai lo conoscete tutti il miop duro lavoro

2007-12-03T10:45:00.000+01:00

Sembrano coriandoli ma sono foglie di questo autunno inutile

2007-12-03T10:42:00.000+01:00

YOU TUBE!

2007-11-23T15:04:00.000+01:00

Beh finalmente ho una conessione e un po' di tempo per caricare qualche video nostro!
Li trovate sul mio account no12live4!
Ce ne sono alcuni di storicissimi! tamai suplex su tutti!
HAVE FUN!

Sevilla... 2-3 foto..

2007-11-13T10:18:00.000+01:00

Ciao amici!
vi postiamo un pò di foto del VIAJE a Sevilla, sperando in un riscontro positivo da parte degli utenti...e se no ve piase, tachè 2 cartine!

M&A

il confortevole hotel ***** superlusso fornito dall'aeroporto di BG Oro al Serio ai passeggeri dei primi voli del mattino.

I 'paròni de casa' Albi e Matteo che tentano di aprire il Prosecco

Il taglio della Soppressa

... Birretta?! (nb: erano le 5 del mattino e un cliente del bar aveva appena tentato di venderci dei calzini di spugna bianchi...)

La pagina Flickr di GIACO!! 0.o

2007-11-12T17:31:00.000+01:00

Dopo 2 settimana di gestazione e quasi 200 visualizzazioni di foto, sono lieto di segnalarvi la mia pagina flickr

www.flickr.com/shogo_it

Visitate visitate e Commentateeeee

ciao

Giaco O.O

Pari ricordi quest'uomo???? O.O

2007-10-29T20:11:00.000+01:00

Vediamo se la tua memoria funziona ancora...

ti ricordi questo personaggio??

Guarda qui

ne approfitto anche per segnalare a tutti il la pagina flickr di un fotografo bravissimo di Treviso.

la sua pagina è questa, fateci un giro ne vale la pena!!!

Giaco

ciao

2007-10-22T22:12:00.000+02:00

ciao tosi qui è una bomba so sorry x l'ombralonga ma 8 giorni nel sud della spagna sono un'ottima alternativa...

mi sembra faccia freddino lì da voi...qua ghe xe 33 gradi de giorno...e sui 20-25 de note..na merda ah?!

metive le cuerte grose tosi..

ve volemo ben

p! & zampi

lo yoga dell'ombralonga!

2007-10-16T17:26:00.001+02:00

SABATO 20:

DOMENICA 21:

SEE YOU ON SUNDAY!

Senza parole.... O.O

2007-10-11T20:21:00.000+02:00

Rimango senza parole davanti a certe cose....questa è una di quelle....

L'articolo

ecco le immagini

Super Pang!!!!! O.O

2007-10-09T12:22:00.000+02:00

Super Pang

Ancora un Super Pang nel nostro archivio. Un'ennesima rivisitazione in flash di questo intramontabile gioco arcade, apparso per la prima volta nel 1989, che vanta davvero centinaia di imitazioni.

L'obiettivo del gioco, di livello in livello, è quello di sparare alle palline colorate per dividerle in palline sempre più piccole, fino a farle scomparire del tutto.
Attenti però a non farvi colpire da queste grandi e piccol sfere perchè avrete una sola vita a disposizione, e cercate invece di raccogliere i bonus come la barriera, la sveglia, e le armi più potenti.

Usate le FRECCE destra e sinistra per muovervi e la SPACEBAR per sparare.

Giochi by Flashgames.it

E' NATA !

2007-10-07T01:21:00.000+02:00

E' DA POCO ONLINE SU LAST.FM RADIO Cà FOSCARI RAGAZZI!!

Dal 31 ottobre comincia il palinsesto completo... FIGATA!

CHECK OUT @ http://www.radiocafoscari.com/radio

Popetown O.O

2007-10-06T14:14:00.000+02:00

Ciao a tutti ragazzi, vorrei segnalarvi un cartone che sicuramente ci darà molte soddisfazioni. Purtroppo il sempre integerrimo stato Vaticano, ne ha impedito la diffusione quasi in tutto il mondo!!!

da wikipedia:
Popetown è una serie televisiva satirica e irriverente di cartoni animati. Ambientato nella Città del Vaticano, narra le vicende di Padre Nicholas e di un papa di appena otto anni, capriccioso, dispettoso, combinaguai. Il cartone è stato spesso paragonato, per l'irriverenza, alla serie South Park.
Commissionata originariamente dalla BBC per il mercato britannico, non è però mai stata messa in programmazione nel Regno Unito a causa delle proteste della Chiesa Cattolica, è invece in programmazione dall'8 giugno 2005 in Nuova Zelanda a seguito dell'acquisto dei diritti da parte della rete televisiva C4.
Dopo il doppiaggio in lingua tedesca la rete televisiva MTV ne ha acquistato i diritti per Svizzera, Austria e Germania mandando in onda la prima puntata il 4 maggio 2006, la messa in onda è stata eseguita dopo il pronunciamento del tribunale di Monaco di Baviera, il quale ha respinto il ricorso dell'episcopato locale, che aveva chiesto la sospensione del programma ritenuto offensivo nei confronti della Chiesa.

In Italia i diritti esclusivi del cartone animato sono stati acquistati dal canale satellitare Jimmy che non ha però ancora annunciato la sua messa in onda.

e visto che ci siamo, posto la prima puntata...

PARTE 1/3

PARTE 2/3

PARTE 3/3

BUON COMPLEANNO SPRITZ&CLICK!!!!!!

2007-10-05T10:55:00.000+02:00

CI SIAMO DIMENTICATI DI FESTEGGIARE IL COMPLEANNO DEL BLOG!!!!
BEH TANTI AUGURI SPRITZ&CLICK!!!!

SERY

free burma

2007-09-28T17:39:00.001+02:00

IL TECNODROMO.

2007-09-21T17:09:00.000+02:00

Fioi, il Tecnodromo.. Ma fioi, il Tecnodromo..

QUESTO E' IL TECNODROMO!

Triste annuncio

2007-09-18T12:48:00.000+02:00

Devo comunicarvi che Peggy, detta Gughy, detta Paolino, ieri ci ha lasciato dopo 16 anni in mezzo ai piedi, così ora se ne sente proprio tanto la mancanza.
Serena & Lucia

COMPLEANO SPRITZ&CLICK

2007-09-18T12:45:00.000+02:00

Incredibile che sia già passato un anno, ancora più incredibile il fatto che lo abbiamo portato avanti per un anno! con più di 450 foto all'attivo, e molte altre che verranno!
Come festeggiamo l'evento?
avete qualche idea in cantiere?
Scervellatevi!
Si potrebbe fare sto famoso pranzo sul montello se vi pare...

The UnKnown Rebel

2007-09-15T14:47:00.000+02:00

Tommy che da tanti bacini!

2007-09-08T11:10:00.000+02:00

superotto non è più un tipo di cinepresa!

2007-09-08T11:01:00.000+02:00

amici di feib

2007-09-08T10:59:00.000+02:00

campanelli d'autore

2007-09-08T10:57:00.000+02:00

sky is the limit!

2007-09-08T10:55:00.000+02:00

ed eccola qua signori: FABRICA!

2007-09-08T10:53:00.000+02:00

the cockney rhyming slang

2007-09-05T14:40:00.000+02:00

English	Slang	Usage
1st (first class degree)	Geoff Hurst	He managed a Geoff [Geoff Hurst was a soccer player who played for England 49 times - Thanks to L H Webber]
2:2 (lower second class degree)	Desmond Tutu	He’s got his Desmond [Thanks to John Curtis-Rouse]
3rd (third class degree)	Douglas Hurd	I got a Desmond but he only managed a Douglas [Thanks to Tim Herman]
All Dayer (all day drinking session)	Leo Sayer	Let's make it a Leo Sayer. [Thanks to Sean Gillespie]
All Dayer (all day drinking)	Gary Player	Let's make it a Gary Player [Thanks to J. Jeffreys]
Alone	Jack Jones	He went to the pub all Jack. [This doubtless comes from a Music Hall song sung, somewhere between 1900 and 1914, by the Cockney songster Gus Elen entitled " 'E dunno where 'e are". Gus is buried in Streatham Park Cemetery, London. I believe he died about 1944. The song is about a bloke, Jack Jones, who comes into a sum of money and thinks himself too good for his former mates: "When he's up at Covint Gardin you can see 'im a standin' all alone, / Won't join in a quiet little Tommy Dodd (half-pint of beer), drinking Scotch and Soda on 'is own, / 'E 'as the cheek and impidence to call 'is muvver 'is Ma, / Since Jack Jones came into a little bit o' splosh, well 'e dunno where 'e are." - Thanks to Frank Haigh for the explanation of the source]
Alone	Pat Malone	I'm all pat tonight. [Thanks to Alan Little]
Alone	Todd Sloan	Looks like I'm on my Todd tonight. [Thanks to Jeff McCartney. - Frank Baynham reports that Todd Sloan was a famous jockey (I've found a listing for him at the Wikiup ranch in Northern California) who had a tendency to run at the front of the pack... all alone.]
Arm	Chalk Farm	He broke his chalk.
Army	Daft and Barmy	He was promoted in the daft. [Thanks to Alan Little]
Army	Kate Karney	He's off and joined the Kate. [Kate Carney (1869-1950), a comedienne, was born into a music hall family in London. She made her first stage appearance at the Albert Music Hall, Canning Town, and later became famous for her cockney character songs. These songs established her at the top of the bill and she was described as 'The Cockney Queen'. - Thanks to Cab for the information on Kate]
Arse	April in Paris	I’m ‘aving terrible trouble with me April [How can such a simple word have so many convoluted references? April in Paris - Aris (from Aristotle - bottle which is from bottle and glass - arse.) Whew – Thanks to Peter Chrisp]
Arse	Aristotle=Bottle=Bottle and Glass=Arse; therefore, Aris=Arse	I gave him a good kick up the Aris [Thanks to Ray Davis.] See also bottle.
Arse	Bottle and Glass	I gave him a good kick up the bottle.
Arse	Khyber Pass	Stick it up your khyber.
Arse	Rolf Harris	She kicked him in the Rolf [Rolf Harris wrote "My Boomerang Won't Come Back". See the reference above to Aristotle. Thanks to Matt Fisher]
Arsehole	Elephant & Castle	He's a bit of an elephant [Thanks to Steve Fuller]
Arsehole	Jam Roll	That geezer is a right jam roll. [Thanks to Robert Lynch]
Arsehole	Merry Old Soul	‘e’s a bit of a merry old soul [Thanks to Sanor]
Aunt	Mrs. Chant	He didn't know what to get his Mrs. Chant for Christmas [Thanks to Alan Little]
Back	Cadbury Snack	Me cadbury's playing me up [Thanks to Pete Powis]
Back	Hammer and Tack	Ooh! Me 'ammer and tack's playing me up again. [Thanks to James]
Back	Hat Rack	He fell off the roof and broke his hat rack [Thanks to Martin Hillier]
Back	Union Jack	My old Union Jack's giving me gyp something chronic [Thanks to Ray Wells]
Bad	Sorry and Sad	That dinner was a bit sorry.
Balls (testicles)	Berlin Walls	Me pants are too tight and making me berlins wobbly [Thanks to Stephen Hartwig]
Balls (testicles)	Cobbler's Awls	Go on! Kick him in the cobblers! [Can also be used to express disbelief, such as "Cobblers! That's not the way it is."]
Balls (testicles)	Coffee Stalls	He gave him a kick in the corfies [Thanks to Rick Hardy - the pronunciation is reported to be corfie, not coffee]
Balls (testicles)	Niagara Falls	I got him in his niagara's [Thanks to Alan Little]
Balls (testicles)	Orchestra Stalls	He nearly got hit in the orchestra [Thanks to Alan Little]
Balls (testicles)	Royal Albert Hall	I kicked this geezer straight in the Royal Alberts [Thanks to Steve Smith]
Banana	Gertie Gitana	I like a gertie on my cereal [Possibly an old music hall star - Thanks to Christopher Webb. Sue Lawrence adds: "Gertie Gitana was indeed a music hall performer. My mother, now ninety-two, spent her early life in Dalston and used to go and see her at the Hackney Empire.]
Bank	Armitage Shank	I’m off to the armitage [Armitage Shank is the maker of fine porcelain fixtures found in washrooms everywhere - Thanks to Ed Leveque.]
Bank	Cab Rank	I won't be long - just going to the cab rank [Thanks to Mike Smith]
Bank	Iron Tank	He lost his house to the iron.
Bank	J. Arthur Rank	Gotta get a cock & hen from the J Arthur [Thanks to Aaron Marchant]
Bank	Sherman Tank	He's off to the Sherman [Thanks to Iain Gordon]
Bank	Tommy Tank	I'm going 'round the tommy to pay in a gooses. [See also Wank - thanks to Christopher Webb]
Bar (pub)	Jack Tar	I'm off to the Jack. [See also 'Alone' and Bar (pub). Could be very confusing if you're going alone - "I'm off to the jack jack". Or, if you were telling your brother Jack, "I'm off to the jack jack, Jack"]
Bar (pub)	Near and Far	I saw him at the near.
Barber	Dover Harbour	I’m off to Dover to get me barnet sorted [Thanks to Mark Vernon]
Barking (mad)	Three stops down from Plaistow	He’s three stops down from Plaistow [from the London Underground District Line – thanks to Matthew Jackson]
Barrow	Cock Sparrow	He's wheeling his cock 'round the market. [Lenny notes that in the north this expression can also refer to a friend, as in "Hello me old cock sparrow"]
Bath	Steffi Graf	I’m just going for a steffi [Thanks to David Shea]
Bed	Uncle Ted	I'm off to Uncle Ted.
Beer	Pig's Ear	Can I buy you a pig?
Beers	Brittney Spears	'ow about a Brittney?" [Brittney Spears is a popular singer. Thanks to Ben Allen]
Believe	Adam and Eve	I don't Adam and Eve it! [Usually full slang expression is used]
Belly	Auntie Nellie	I punched him in the Auntie but he didn't even notice.
Belly	Derby Kelly	That's the stuff for you Derby Kell; makes you fit and it makes you well [From old cockney song Boiled Beef and Carrots - pronounced Darby. Thanks to Christopher Webb]
Belly	New Delhi	Look at the new delhi on him! [Thanks to Daniel Williams]
Bender (homosexual)	Leo Fender	That blokes a bit leo after all. [The late Leo Fender was the inventor of the Stratocaster guitar - thanks to Richard English]
Bent (criminal)	Stoke on Trent	'e's stoke he is. [Thanks to Alan Little. See also 'Bent (gay)']
Bent (homosexual)	Behind with the Rent	You're not behind with the rent? [Thanks to Gez who heard this in the film 'Layer Cake'
Bent (homosexual)	Duke of Kent	Bet you any money e's a duke [Thanks to Tom Hoyle]
Bent (homosexual)	Stoke on Trent	That bloke's a bit stoke [Thanks to Alex Wood. See also 'Bent (criminal)']
Best	Mae West	I'm Mae West at Cockney Rhyming Slang [Thanks to Kris Grissom]
Beverage	Edna Everage	Would you like an Edna? [Edna Everage (aka Dame Edna) is a star, darling! Thanks to Sue Cope.]
Bill (statement)	Beecham's Pill	I got my Beecham's from the tax people.
Bill (statement)	Jack and Jill	I'm going home - can I have my Jack? [See also Hill]
Bill (statement)	Jimmy Hill	Have we paid the Jimmy Hill yet? [Thanks to Magnus Spencer. Jimmy Hill is a football pundit and former player]
Bird	Richard the Third	Look what that bloody Richard's done to my car!
Bird (woman)	Lemon Curd	I’m off to see me lemon [Thanks to Jesse Wynne]
Bitter (beer)	Apple Fritter	I've tried that new apple but I prefer my salmon [Salmon and trout - stout].
Bitter (beer)	Gary Glitter	Give us a pint of gary [Thanks to Gareth Evans]
Bitter (beer)	Giggle and Titter	'ere. I could use a giggle. [Thanks to Martin McKerrell]
Bitter (beer)	Kitty Litter	A pint of kitty litter please [Thanks to Mark]
Blind	Bacon Rind	Are you completely bacon? [Thanks to Damon]
Blonde	Magic Wand	I pulled a top magic wand last night [Thanks to Lee Henderson]
Boat	Nanny Goat	I took my nanny out on the river.
Bog (toilet)	Kermit the Frog	Sorry mate - where's the kermit [Thanks to Ray Wells]
Boil	Can of Oil	'e'd be nice looking once his canov's clear up. [Thanks to Marie Gordon]
Boil	Conan Doyle	'e's got a conan on his bottle the size of me fist! [Thanks to Marie Gordon. John Mahony adds that very often the expression used is "Sir Arthur", as in Sir Arthur Conan Doyle - He's got a Sir Arfur on his bushel]
Bollocks	Jackson Pollock	This modern art's a load of old Jacksons [Thanks to Justin Ellis. Pollock is a "20th Century strange artist".]
Bones	Tom Jones	Ooh, me toms are clicking [Thanks to Hefin Gill]
Book	Captain Hook	I've read this captain.
Book	Fish Hook	I've read the new fish by Deighton.
Boots	Daisy Roots	You can't go out in the rain without your daisies.
Booze	Tom Cruise	I need some Tom [Thanks to Christopher Loosemore]
Boozer (pub)	Battle Cruiser	I'm going to pop round the battle before I go to the party [Thanks to Peter Cotterell and Robert Manikiam]]
Boss	Joe Goss	Never trust a joe [Joe Goss was a talented boxer - Thanks to Sanor]
Boss	Pitch and Toss	My bloody pitch kept me late again.
Bottle	Aristotle	If you want milk, put the Ari on the doorstep. [Every now and again they throw a curve at you. One person has suggested that, not being familiar with Aristotle, early Cockney's might have assumed the name was Harry Stottle! Heard from John Mahony who says that when one uses the expression "lose your bottle" it means to lose the contents of your arse, i.e. "he's shit it", but Ken Caleno says it means to lose your courage (from Courage's bottled beer)]
Bra	Tung Chee Hwa	I'm off to buy a tung for the troubles birthday [Admittedly this isn't in common usage - the person who submitted it is an ex-pat living in Hong Kong - I just think it's neat that we Brits will try to bugger up the language of every country we visit! Tung Chee Hwa is the Chief Executive of Hong Kong.]
Braces	Airs and Graces	He's got his new airs on.
Brandy	Fine and Dandy	A small drop of fine would suit me.
Bread	Uncle Fred	Hey, mum. Can I have some Uncle Fred with this?
Bread (money)	Poppy Red	Where's he stashed his poppy [Thanks to Emyr Marks]
Breast	East West	‘ave a look at her easts [Thanks to Sanor]
Broke (financial)	Hearts of Oak	I'm skint mate. Bleedin' hearts.
Brother	Manhole Cover	My manhole cover is coming for a visit. [How does manhole cover rhyme with brother you ask? Simple... if you pronounce brother as "bruvver"!]
Brother	One and t'other	'ere's me one and t'other now. [Thanks to Bernie Albert]
Brussel Sprout	Doubt	Without a brussel mate [Thanks to Chris Ducker]
Brussel Sprout	Shout	Give us a brussel when you're up to it.
Bug	Steam Tug	The bed was full of steamers [Thanks to Roger]
Bum	Kingdom Come	He just sat on his kingdom all day [Thanks to Alan Little]
Bunion	Spanish Onion	Oooh – ‘e’s stepped on me Spanish onion [Thanks to Kristin]
Bunk (bed)	Pineapple Chunk	I could use a couple of hours in the pineapple [Thanks to B. Hygate]
Burst (urinate)	Geoff Hurst	I'm dying for a Geoff. [Geoff Hurst's World Cup Final hat-trick v West Germany at Wembley in 1966 and six goals v Sunderland (19.10.68) two years later, have been woven into the fabric of football folklore. Thanks to Stuart Burgess & Gordon Leel]
Bus	So Say All Of Us	hurry - here's the sosay [Thanks to Peter Duggan]
Butter	Stammer and Stutter	Extra stammer for me.
Butter	Talk and Mutter	Would you like some talk on your toast [Thanks to Barry Greenaway]
Cab (taxi)	Flounder & Dab	See if you can flag down a flounder [Thanks to Chris Webb]
Cab (taxi)	Sherbet Dab	'e's been on the sherbet for five years (driving a cab). [Thanks to John Butt]
Cab (taxi)	Smash & Grab	Let's look for a smash and grab [Thanks to Simon Inger]
Café (pronounced caff)	Riff Raff	I'm off to the riff raff [Thanks to Mike Leith]
Cake	Sexton Blake	'ow about a nice slice of sexton? [Possible that Sexton Blake was a detective in comic book stories (?) - thanks to Christopher Webb]
Candle	Harry Randall	Look at all the Harry's on his cake.
Cans (headphones)	Desperate Dans	'ere - put your desperates on [Thanks to Chris Hanley]
Car	Jam Jar	Bloody jam is down again.
Car	Kareem Abdul Jabbar	Bloody kareem is down again. [Kareem Abdul Jabbar is a basketball player in the U.S. How he got into rhyming slang I'll never know! Thanks to Richard English]
Cardy (cardigan)	Linda Lusardi	Oh my God – look at that awful Linda he’s wearing [Thanks to Richard Grieve]
Cash	Arthur Ashe	That blokes not short of Arthur [Thanks to Andrew Turner]
Cash	Bangers and Mash	I knew his cheques were dodgy, so I got him to pay me in bangers [Thanks to John Basquill - see also Sausage and Mash]
Cash	Crosby, Stills, Nash	That blokes not short of Crosby [Thanks to Andrew Turner]
Cash	Harry Nash	There’s a discount if you’re paying Harry Nash [Thanks to Phil Woodford – if anyone knows the origin of this I’d appreciate it]
Cash	Oscar Asche	Haven't got an Oscar [Oscar Asche (1871-1936) was an actor and producer or some renown. Thanks to Ruth Summers]
Cash	Sausage and Mash	I haven't got a sausage. [A little bit different, but fairly common in many English-speaking countries - see also bangers and mash].
Cash	Slap Dash	I haven't any slap dash on me [Thanks to Dean Arcan]
Cell	Flowery Dell	I've got three more years in this flower.
Chair	Lion's Lair	Have a lion's while you wait.
Chalk	Duke of York	All I got for my birthday is a bit of duke.
Chancer (someone not qualified)	Bengal Lancer	News paper adds would state no bengal lancers when advertising for tradesmen. [Thanks to Ray Davis]
Change	Rifle Range	I haven’t got and rifle for the bus [Thanks to Claire Reed]
Chat	Bowler Hat	Let’s get together for a bowler [Thanks to Simon Bray-Stacey]
Cheek	Hide and Seek	He kissed me on my hide and seek [Thanks to Gillian White]
Cheese	John Cleese	I'm meeting the big John Cleese today at work [Thanks to Mitchell]
Cheese	Stand at Ease	Wouldn't mind a bit of ease. [For whatever reason this one is backwards - the only rule is that there are no rules!].
Cheque	Goose's Neck	He stuck me with a bouncing goose.
Cheque	Gregory Peck	I never 'ad any bread on me, so I 'ad to pay by Gregory. [Thanks to Peter Cotterell] or, [another example from Kevin McKerrell] - I'm going down to the iron to sausage a gregory.
Cheque	Jeff Beck	I'll send you a Jeff Beck [Thanks to Jimmy Horowitz]
Chest	Bird's Nest	I had to punch him in the bird's nest. [Thanks to Robert Lynch]
Chest	George Best	(In football) Over 'ere son, on me Georgie [Thanks to S. Sexton. George Best is a famous footballer]
Chest	Pants and Vest	This cough is killing me pants and vest
Child Molester	Charlie Chester	Have you seen how young ‘is bird is? He’s a right Charlie Chester [Thanks to Tim B]
Child Molester	Uncle Fester	He's a bit of an Uncle Fester [Thanks to Graham Taylor]
Chin	Biscuit Tin	He's got a big biscuit [Thanks to Keith Cole]
Chink (Chinese)	Rink-a-dink	We're going to get rinky take-away. [Thanks to Sparky James]
Chink (Chinese)	Tiddley Wink	‘e’s not from around these parts. I think e’s a tiddley [Thanks to Stewart Stallworthy]
Chips	Jockey Whips	I'll have a large plate of jockey's [Thanks to Paul Aylett]
Chum	Fruit Gum	How yer doing, my old fruit [Thanks to Nick Williams]
Cider	Easy Rider	Pint of Easy Rider please [Thanks to Jo Miller]
Cider	Sue Ryder	Give us a pint of Sue, mate [Thanks to Graham Taylor - The Sue Ryder Foundation works for the sick and disabled]
Cider	Winona Ryder	Can I get two pints of winona please [Thanks to Tony Whelan]
Cigar	La-di-da	I enjoy a good la-di-da after me meal [Thanks to Sparky James. Lenny wrote to say that Michael Caine (a somewhat well known Cockney) once asked if he could light up a lardy in his taxi.]
Clanger (mistake)	Coat Hanger	He dropped a coat [Thanks to Neil Devlin. A clanger is when you really put your foot in it.]
Class	Bottle and Glass	He don't have the bottle [Thanks to Rob O'Connor]
Clink (jail)	Kitchen Sink	After that last episode he'll be in the kitchen for a while [Thanks to Wendy Shaw]
Clock	Dickory Dock	What's the time on the dickory? [Paul Millington writes that cabbies used the expression to refer to the meter [“What’s on the hickory then?)]
Clue	Danny LaRue	He ain't got a danny. [Thanks to Charly Large]
Clue	Pot of Glue	'e hasn't got a pot of glue [Thanks to Martin Groves]
Clue	Scooby-Doo	I haven't got a scooby [Thanks to Jonathan Harris]
Clue	Vindaloo	He hasn’t got a bloody vinda [Thanks to Carla Forbes Pool]
Coat	Nanny Goat	Put your nannies on - it's taters out. [Thanks to Martin McKerrell]
Coat	Weasel and Stoat	I left my weasel in the pub. [See also throat]
Cockney Rhyming Slang	Chitty Chitty Bang Bang	We're talking about chitty chitty on this web site [Thanks to Hywel Jones]
Coffee	Everton Toffee	I’ll have an everton [Thanks to Andrew Mkandawire]
Cold	Potatoes in the Mould	Blimey – it’s taters out there [Thanks to Sparky James]
Cold	Potatoes in the mould	Cor, taters out there init? [Thanks to Ossie Mair]
Cook	Babbling Brook	My missus couldn't babble to save her life. [See also Crook]
Copper (police)	Grasshopper	He got nabbed by the grasshoppers.
Coppers (police)	Bottles and Stoppers	Blimey - I think the bottles are on to me!
Corner	Johnnie Horner	I'll meet you 'round the Johnnie.
Cough	Boris Karloff	That’s a nasty Boris you’ve got there mate [Thanks to Paul Liney]
Cough	Boris Karloff	That’s a nasty old boris you’ve got there son [Thanks to Paul Liney]
Cough	Darren Gough	This Darren is killing me pants and vest [Darren Gough is one heck of a cricketer.]
Crabs (pubic lice)	Marble Slabs	E's got a right case of marbles [Thanks to Chris Webb]
Crap	Macca	I'm off for a macca [Mark Crowe admits this ones a bit convoluted but apparently it's common in some areas so I've included it. Comes from Macaroni = pony; Pony & Trap = Crap]
Crap	Pony and Trap	'Ang on, mate. Just gotta 'ave a pony [Thanks to Peter Cotterell]. Or, another usage if something's a bit off (i.e.. not of good quality) - That's a bit pony mate! [Thanks to Jon Hughes]
Crash	Sausage and Mash	He was in a fearsome sausage.
Crime	Lemon Lime	Not one lemon reported all night [Thanks to Alan Little]
Cripple	Raspberry Ripple	The old boy's a raspberry [Thanks to Sparky James]
Crook	Babbling Brook	He's always on the babble. [Meaning he's always planning something crooked. See also Cook].
Cuddle	Mix and Muddle	Come and give us a nice mix and muddle [Thanks to Claire Reed]
C**t	Berkshire Hunt	He's a right berk.
C**t	Ethan Hunt	He's a right Ethan [Ethan Hunt is the main characters name in the Mission: Impossible movies. Thanks to Steve Fuller]
C**t	Grumble and Grunt	He's after your grumble [Thanks to Chris Webb]
C**t	Struggle and Grunt	That ones a right struggle.
Cupboard	Mother Hubbard	There's nothing in the mother.
Curry	Ruby Murray	I'm going for a ruby. [Thanks to Mark Pearson][Ruby Murray was a singer in Glasgow back in the 30's or 40's - thanks to Peter Cotterell for the Ruby Murray info. N. Matthews tells me that Ruby was an Irish singer (1935-1996) popular in the mid to late 1950's. Got a note from Sandy Everitt who knew Ruby Murray – Ruby was a top recording star in the 1950’s who achieved the rare feat of having five songs in the top 20 at one time. Ruby died in 1996]
Curtains	Richard Burtons	Shut the Richards - I'm trying to get some kip [Thanks to Ray Wells]
Darlin'	Briney Marlin	You look lovely tonight, me old briney.
Daughter	Bricks and Mortar	I'm taking me bricks and mortar shopping. [Thanks to Geoff and Niki Sams]
Daughter	Didn't oughta	He brought his didn't oughta [Thanks to Chris Webb]
Daughter	Lamb to the Slaughter	That blokes lamb is a real stunner [Thanks to Peter Schlosser]
Dead	Brown Bread	I'm telling you, mate. He's brown bread [Thanks to Peter Cotterell]
Dead	Hovis Bread	Old Jim is hovis [Thanks to Jeremy Williams]
Deaf	Mutt and Jeff	Poor buggers mutt and jeff. [Usually full slang expression is used. Keith Turner reports that very often the expression is shortened to mutton as in "Poor buggers mutton".]
Decks (turntables)	Posh ‘n Becks	Have you got yer posh ‘n becks yet [Thanks to Iain Poulson – see Sex - Posh ‘n Becks]
Dick (penis)	Hampton Wick	He got his hampton out in the pub last night [Thanks to David Agius. John Parker adds: The best use of this was the Goon Show which for a long time had a mythical character called Hugh Hampton where the Hugh was mispronounced as Huge. This running joke was totally missed by the BBC management, who would never have let anything like that on the radio in the 50s/60s. Graham recalls that the characters name was actually Hugh Jampton - same end result.]
Dick (penis)	Three Card Trick	She couldn't keep her jazz bands off my three card trick [Thanks to Peter Norman]
Dictionary	Tom, Dick and Harry	I’ll just check the meaning in the tom [Thanks to Leon Walker]
Dinner	Jim Skinner	Is my Jim ready yet?
Dinner	Lilly and Skinner	What’s for lilly and skinner [Thanks to Jud Chimp]
Dinner	Michael Winner	I’m Hank Marvin. I could use some top Jackie for me Michael Winner. [Thanks to Simon Rowan. Michael Winner is the food critic for the Sunday Times]
Doddle (easy or straight forward)	Glenn Hoddle	That jobs a Glen Hoddle. [Glenn Hoddle is the coach of the English football team replacing Terry Venables. Thanks to Dave Brown]
Dog	Cherry Hogg	My bloody cherry is off again.
Dole (welfare)	Ear’ole (Ear Hole)	If I get the tin tack I’m going on the ear’ole [Thanks to Paul Liney]
Dole (welfare)	Nat King Cole	I've got to sign on the old Nat King [Thanks to Hywel Jones. Ray Wells says it's also known as Old King Cole]
Dole (welfare)	Rock and Roll	'e hasn't worked a day in 'is life... 'e's always been on the rock and roll. [Thanks to Mark Moule]
Dole (welfare)	Sausage Roll	He ain't worked in years - he's on the sausage. [Thanks to Martin McKerrell]
Dollar	Oxford Scholar	Stupid horse cost me an Oxford. [Pre-war the dollar was worth just less than 5 shillings, so an Oxford is worth 5 shillings or a crown - thanks to Jim Williams]
Door	Henry Moore	They broke the 'enry down at number thirty two [Thanks to Alan Little]
Dope (marijuana)	Bob Hope	I think he’s been smoking a bit of Bob Hope [Thanks to Phil Woodford]
Draft	George Raft	There's a bit of a george in here. [Thanks to Jim Battman]
Drink	Tiddley Wink	Just one more tiddley and I'm off; or, He's popped down to the pub for a tiddle.
Drugs	Persian Rugs	‘ere mate. Got any Persians? [Thanks to David Rolph]
Drunk	Elephant's Trunk	He shouldn't be driving! He's bloody elephant's.
Dump (shit)	Camel's Hump	Just going for a quick camels [Thanks to Kevin Lowther who tells me this one was used in Abu Dhabi]
Dump (shit)	Donald Trump	I've got to go for a donald [Thanks to Peter Conway]
Dump (shit)	Forrest Gump	"Off out in 10 minutes?" "Yeah, just got to have a Forrest first". [Thanks to Richard English]
Dyke (Lesbian)	Magnus Pike	She looks like a right Magnus [Thanks to Steve Vincent - Magnus Pike was an 'off the wall' TV personality who would (and could) explain complex scientific concepts to kids]
Dyke (lesbian)	Raleigh Bike	She’s a right Raleigh [Thanks to Claire Reed]
Dyke (Lesbian)	Three Wheel Trike	She's a bit of a three wheeler [Thanks to Barry Smith. Ray Wells has heard the expression rusy bike as well]
Early	Liz Hurley	‘e’s never gotten here liz [Thanks to Paul Woodford
Earner	Bunsen Burner	The jobs not much but it's a nice little bunsen [Thanks to Laurie Bamford]
Ears	Ten Speed Gears	Look at the size of 'is ten speeds [Thanks to Billy Wade]
Engineer	Ginger Beer	He knows his stuff. He is a ginger, after all.
Erection	Standing Election	He's holding a standing election in his callards [Thanks to Buddy]
Evening Post	Beans on Toast	Go and buy the beans on toast will you son [Thanks to Hefin Gill]
Eyes	Mince Pies	She got beatiful minces.
Fable	Railway Timetable	(After someone tells you a tall tale) What’s he been doin’? Reading a railway table. [Might also be substituted with bus timetable – Thanks to Paul Island]
Face	Boat Race	Nice legs, shame about the boat. [Also a good song by The Monks]
Face	Cod & Plaice	It's too cold outside; no good for my cod [Thanks to Mark Elston]
Face	Chevy Chase	She's got a lovely Chevy Chase [Thanks to Adrian Calvin and Paul Beer]
Face	Jem Mace	Wipe that look off your jem [Thanks to Chris Webb - Jem Mace was a boxer in the late 19th century]
Facts	Brass Tacks	'Ere, you've got your brass wrong! [Thanks to Alan Little]
Fag (cigarette)	Cough and Drag	I’m going out for a quick cough and drag [Thanks to Trevor Baker]
Fag (cigarette)	Harry Wragg	Have you got a harry? [Frank Baynham reports that Harry Wragg was a famous jockey]
Fag (cigarette)	Melvynn Bragg	Oi, mate. Can I scrounge a melvynn of you [Thanks to Mark Holmans who reports that Melvynn was a television host]
Fag (cigarette)	Oily Rag	Give us an oily. [Thanks to David Hughes]
Fag (cigarette)	Toe Rag / Tow Rag	Lend us a sprarsy - I wanna get some toe-rags [Thanks to Mike Smith. Mike says he thinks toe-rags refer to the rags people used to wrap around their feet when they didn't have shoes… we used to call our socks toe-rags which is probably the same origin. He also says his old dad used to call some people a toe-rag and suspects it might have been an insult (reference to fag = queer).] [Martin McKerrell adds that toe rag referred to a small time petty thief, in his words "the sort of dirty little toe rag who would live next door and break into your house and nick the Christmas presents".] [Gillian adds "term is commonly used, at least in Scotland, meaning just a bit stronger than "rascal" and probably spelled without the e: 'You little torag.' I always thought it did come from terms used to refer to travelling people."][And Michael Kendix adds: I heard that "Toe rag" came from "Taureg" a nomadic people living in the Arabian desert, regarded by colonial powers as "low life's". So, it would be insulting to refer to someone as a "Toe rag", which, as you say, could be used to describe a ne'er do well! And Paul offers a somewhat disturbing image: In the times of Nelsons navy paper was too expensive to use in the head (toilet) and so sailors would get a short length of rope (toe) and unravel it until it resemble rags (toe-rag), this would then be used instead of paper and had the added benefit that t could be washed and re-used.]
Fake	Sexton Blake	He wears a Cartier but it's a sexton [Thanks to Martyn Tracy. See also 'Sexton Blake-cake']
Fanny	Auntie Annie	She’s just sitting at home on her Auntie Annie [Thanks to “the boys at CHS]
Fanny	Jack and Danny	She's just sitting at home on her Jack and Danny [Thanks to Glenn Collignon]
Farmer (see usage)	Arnold Palmer	'e's a right Arnold [Thanks to Nick Williams. I love this one - it refers to a golfer who spends a lot of time in the long grass around a course]
Farrahs (trousers)	Bow and Arrows	Nice pair of bow and arrows [Use your best Cockney accent here. The reference is to Farrah slacks – Thanks to Simon Mahon]
Fart	D'Oyly Carte	Have you done a d’oyly? [D’Oyly Carte is a light opera company – thanks to David Poulten]
Fart	Horse and Cart	Have you just horse & carted? [Thanks to Paul Beer]
Fart	Orson (i.e. Horse ‘n Cart)	He’s dropped an orson [Thanks to Paul Gardner]
Fart	Raspberry Tart	He blew a raspberry. [Thanks to Tobias Bard]
Favour	Cheesy Quaver	Do us a cheesy, put it on your web site. [Thanks to Ed Wright]
Feel	Orange Peel	I fancy an orange of her Bristols! [Thanks to Chris Webb)
Feet	Dogs Meat	Me dogs are barking [Meaning my feet are tired. Thanks to Sparky]
Feet	Plates of Meat	Get your plates of the table.
Fibs (lies)	Scott Gibbs	He’s been telling scotts again [Scott Gibbs is a rugby star – thanks to Hefin Gill]
Fight	Read and Write	He'd rather read than walk away.
Fine	Calvin Klein	I'm calvin today. [Thanks to Tony Alderton]
Fish	Lilian Gish	Good day at the stream. Got a pair of Lilian's.
Fist	Oliver Twist	Next thing I know he's got his Oliver in my face.
Fiver (£5 note)	Lady Godiva	Ere, that bloke still owes me lady! [Thanks to Peter Cotterell]
Fiver (£5 note)	Taxi Driver	'ere - you owe me a taxi [Thanks to David]
Flares (wide bottom trousers)	Lionel Blaire	Got on his best lionels for the evening. [Lionel Blaire is a performer. Thanks to Josh Holmes]
Flash	Lemon Dash	Don’t act so lemon [Thanks to Simon Mahon]
Flash (natty)	Harry Dash	'e was alway a bit of an 'arry [Thanks to Sparky James]
Flowers	April Showers	I forgot it was my anniversary, so I picked some aprils on the way home.
Flying Squad	Sweeney Todd	Here comes the Sweeney [the Flying Squad are the police]
Fork	Duke of York	Keep your fingers out of your grub, man. Use a duke [Thanks to Sparky James]
Function	Spaghetti Junction
Garage	Steve Claridge	I've just gotta go down the Steve for some petrol [Thanks to Jon Simmons. It helps if you realize that garage, which commonly rhymes with mirage in North America, more usually rhymes with carriage in Britain. A great Tony Hancock piece has him trying to act all condescending and pronouncing it the American way, confusing the ears off a local constable. Steve Claridge is a venerable striker, late of Leicester.]
Gargle (drunk)	Arthur Scargill	'e's right Authur'd [Thanks to John Claffey]
Gay (homosexual)	Bale of Hay	Don't bother Britany - he's bale. [Thanks to Uncle Custard who also provided the example of usage… just who do you suppose Britany is?]
Gay (homosexual)	Doctor Dre	E’s a bit of a doctor [Dr. Dre is a rap artist – Thanks to Will Sowden]
Gay (homosexual)	Finlay Quaye	That boozer is Finlay ub [Thanks to Stuart Taylor –Finlay Quaye is a musician]
Gay (homosexual)	First of May	He's a right first [Thanks to Jeremy Williams]
Gay (homosexual)	Ted Ray	He's a bit Ted. [Ted Ray was an actor/comedian in the sixties. This association actually comes from a particularly bad movie "My Wife's Family" where he played a character called Jack Gay. Thanks to Stuart Burgess & Gordon Leel]
Geezer	Fridge & Freezer	He’s a right fridge [Thanks to Tomma]
Geezer	Ice Cream Freezer	'e's not a bad old ice cream [Thanks to Vince Scott]
Geezer	Julius Caesar	'ere, look at the 'ampsteads on that Julius [Thanks to Dudley]
Geezer	Lemon Squeezer	I saw that lemon we met in the rub-a-dub last night [Thanks to Mark Foster]
Ghost	Pillar and Post	Looks like he’s seen a pillar [Thanks to Neil Gemmill]
Gin	Mother's Ruin	Another mothers would sit well.
Gin	Needle and Pin	I'll have a small needle and tonic.
Gin	Nose and Chin	I'll have a drop of nose and chin [Thanks to Philip Hart]
Gin	Thick & Thin	I enjoy a bit of thick and thin [Thanks to Beanage]
Gin	Vera Lynn	I'll have one more Vera before I hit the frog and toad. [Thanks to Mark Hamnett]
Girl	Cadbury Swirl	Come over here, me old Cadbury [Thanks to Jonathan Burroughs]
Girl	Twist and Twirl	She looks like a nice twist [Thanks to Alan Little]
Git (twit)	Strawberry Split	That bloke's a right strawberry [Thanks to Dennis Wise]
Gloves	Turtle Dove's	Where's me turtle dove's [Thanks to John Ioannou]
Go	Scapa Flow	Scapa! [Actually pronounced 'Scarper' - just one example of not being satisfied with the slang, they then mispronounce the word to thoroughly confuse everyone. Robert Benoist sent me the following which I found interesting: Scapa Floe was a Royal Naval base established in the 20th Century and famous for the scuttling of the German fleet in 1919 and a subsequent WW11 battle. Before 1919 it is doubtful whether anyone in the country let alone cockneys would have heard of it. In Mayhew's London Labour and the London Poor (vol 3 1851) there is a chapter on Punch Talk (basically the slang language used by traveling Italian Punch and Judy men and entertainers). This slang contains both English and Italian roots. In Punch Talk "To get away quickly" e.g. from the police or authority is spoken and written as scarper. This comes from the Italian Scappare. Punch talk formed one of the roots of Polari which also incorporated rhyming slang and was used first by the east end street traders, and then the west end street traders, and finally by homosexuals in the 40's and 50's. There are almost as many Polari expressions currently used as there are rhyming slang. It is probable that after 1919 it was imagined that the word had originated in the rhyming slang after Scapa Floe but I think the evidence firmly points to its Italian Origins.]
Gob (mouth)	Gang and Mob	He's got a big gang [Thanks to Dave Connolly]
Good	Robin Hood	That sounds like it's robin [Thanks to Alan Little]
Gossip	Rex Mossop	What's the latest Rex, love? [Thanks to Rebecca Marks who tells me Rex is an Aussie sports commentator]
Grand (1000)	Bag of Sand	He owes me a bag [Thanks to Keith Cole]
Gravy	Army and Navy	Can I have some army for my mashed?
Greek	Bubble and Squeak	'E's not a bad bloke for a bubble. [Bubble and squeak is a uniquely British dish of fried mashed potatoes and something green (usually cabbage, but left over brussel sprouts work well). Thanks to Mark Pearson]
Guts (stomach)	Newington Butts	Me Newingtons are playing me up. [Thanks to Mark Crowe and Martin McKerrell - Michael Faraday (the magnet fellow) born in Newington Butts, the area of London now known as the Elephant and Castle]
Gutter	Bread and Butter	Found him laying in the bread and butter. [Usually full slang expression is used]
Gym	Fatboy Slim	I’m going down to the fatboy [Fatboy Slim is a recording artist – thanks to Martin Rowe]
Haddock	Fanny Craddock	Fanny and chips for supper? [Thanks to Sparky James]
Hair	Barnet Fair	She must be going out - she's got her Barnet done.
Hair	Biffo the Bear	Me biffo’s not looking the best today [Biffo the Bear was on the cover of Beano from 1948 to 1974. Thanks to Gillian White]
Hair	Bonney Fair	She's got beautiful shiny bonney.
Half (a pint)	Cow and Calf	I could use a cow and calf [Thanks to Nick Williams. He reports that there's a pub in Grenoside (near Sheffield) called the Cow and Calf]
Hand	St. Martins-Le-Grand	I had it in my St. Martins a minute ago [Thanks to Alan Little]
Hands	German Bands	Get your germans off my missus.
Hands	Jazz Bands	Get yer jazz bands off me [Thanks to Peter Norman]
Hat	Titfer (Tit for Tat)	Lovely titfer. [This one uses the first two words - probably because saying "lovely tit" proved awkward]
Head	Crust of Bread	Use your crust mate.
Head	Loaf of Bread	Don't just stand there - use your loaf.
Head (fellatio)	Blood Red	She likes to give blood. [Thanks to Kirk Whitworth]
Heart	Strawberry Tart	Me strawberry belongs to you [Thanks to John Curnow]
Hell	Gypsy Nell	My knee is giving me gyp today. [Thanks to Chris Webb]
Hemorrhoid	Clement Freud	Oooh, me clements! [Thanks to Ian Coppell]
Hemorrhoids	Emma Freuds	Me Emma's are playing me up. [Emma is a BBC DJ on Radio 1 - Thanks to Stuart Burgess & Gordon Leel]
Heroin	Vera Lynn	Goodbye Vera Lynn [from Pink Floyd – “Goodbye Vera Lynn I'm leaving you today" meaning I’m giving up heroin, written at that time for Gilmore. Thanks to Joe Lovick for the slang and the references]
Hill	Jack and Jill	The store is up the jack. [See also Bill]
Hole	Drum Roll	Let's pop 'round to my drum (referring to someone's house). [Thanks to Dave Hughes]
Home	Pope in Rome	Let's pop 'round his pope and fetch him.
Host	Pillar and Post	Who’s the pillar and post for tonight? [Thanks to Dave]
Hot	Peas in a Pot	Don't touch that - it's bloody peasy.
House	Cat and Mouse	Went 'round to his cat to wake him up.
House	Mickey Mouse	I'm taking my missus to the mickey tonight. [Usually means a theatre rather than a residence]
Howler (mistake)	Robbie Fowler	I made a right Robbie yesterday [Thanks to John Revell – Robbie Fowler plays for Liverpool]
Hymen	Bill Wyman	Virgin? Don’t think so mate – not a bill in sight [Thanks to Benjamin Smith. Bill Wyman is, of course, with the Rolling Stones and Benjamin reports he had a bit of a penchant for the younger cadburys]
Ice	Blind Mice	I'll have a Gold and Blind [Thanks to John Gibson]
Jacket	Desmond Hackett	He's sporting a new Desmond [Thanks to Chris Webb - Mr. Hackett is a renowned Daily Express sports reporter]
Jacket	Tennis Racquet	I bought a new tennis racquet [Thanks to Laura Clifford]
Jail	Bucket and Pail	One drink too many and I get seven days in the bucket.
Jail	Ginger Ale	'e's doing time in the ginger. [Thanks to Wendy Shaw]
Jeans	Harpers and Queens	He's sporting a new pair of harpers [Thanks to Neale Davison. Harpers and Queen is a woman's magazine "Published in London for the World"]
Jeans	Runner Beans	How do you like me new runners [Thanks to Darren Foreman]
Jeans	Steve McQueens	Me new steves are a bit tight [Thanks to Mark Holmans]
Jew	Five to Two	If you're a fiver then today's your Sabbath.
Jew	Four by Two	He's not from around here - he's a four.
Jewellery	Tom Foolery	That bloke looks a flash, look at all his tom. [Thank the Peter Cotterell]
Jive	Duck and Dive	She can’t half duck and dive [Thanks to Podster]
Job	Corn on the Cob	'e can't afford it - 'e ain't got a corn [Thanks to Mike Smith]
Job	Dog's Knob	Me new motor is just the dog's knob [Thanks to Nick Williams]
Jock (Scot)	Sweaty Sock	There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a sweaty on a boat... [This term is usually derogatory. Thanks to Dave Brown]
Joke	Rum and Coke	Go on then, tell us another rum and coke [Thanks to Martin Hillier]
Joker	Double Yoker	Who's this double yoker [Thanks to Joel Glover]
Judge	Barnaby Rudge	I'm up in front of the Barnaby tomorrow morning.
Jugs (breasts)	Carpets and Rugs	That girls has a lovely set of carpets [Thanks to Benjamin Smith]
Kebab (shish kebab)	Phil Babb	Bloody hell, boys, I'm proper Oliver'd - anyone fancy a Phil? [Thanks to John Loveday]
Keen	Torvill and Dean	She's a bit torvill on my mate Barry [Thanks to Darryl Middleton]
Kettle	Hansel & Gretel	I put the Hansel on for a nice cup of Rosy [Thanks to Peter Robinson]
Key	Brenda Lee	Where’s me brenda’s? [Thanks to Nick Webster]
Key	Vivian Lee	Where's me Vivian? [Thanks to John Kitley]
Keys	Bruce Lee’s	Have you seen me brucies? [Thanks to Graham Cooper]
Keys	John Cleese	‘ave you seen me johns [Thanks to Mathew]
Keys	Knobbly Knees	Have you got your knobblies with you? [Thanks to Beeman]
Kidney	Bo Diddley	Me bo’s are giving me gyp [Thanks to Jay]
Kids	Dustbin Lids	A nice girl but too many dustbin's.
Kids	God Forbids	Couldn't hear a thing 'cause of all the Godfor's.
Kids	Saucepan Lids	I'm forever buy clothes for the saucepan lids [Thanks to Peter Cotterell - see also 'Yid']
Kids	Teapot Lids	I'm taking my little teapot to country.
Kids	Tin Lids	I can't put me foot down without stepping on one of the tin lids. [Thanks to Bernie Albert]
Kiss	Heavenly Bliss	C’mon me turtle, give us an ‘eavenly [Thanks to Rebecca Coonan]
Kiss	Hit and Miss	How about a bit of hit and miss [Thanks to Doosh]
Knackered (tired)	Cream Crackered	I'm cream crackered, mate. [Thanks to David Carruthers]
Knackered (tired)	Kerry Packer	I'm right Kerry'd [Thanks to David Bennett - Kerry Packer is an Australian media magnate (and bleeding rich!)]
Knackers (testicles)	Jacobs Crackers	That toe-rag kicked me in the Jacobs [Thanks to Bryan Rayner]
Knees	Biscuits and Cheese	I've been on my biscuits all day.
Knickers	Alan Whickers	The 'lastics gone in me alans. [Alan Whicker used to host a TV programme called Whickers World - Thanks to Peter Cotterell]
Knob (penis)	Uncle Bob	‘e’s a bit proud of his Uncle Bob [Thanks to “the boys at CHS”]
Kraut (German)	Rainbow Trout	Bloody rainbows beat us at football last night! [Thanks to Alex Gordon]
Lager	Forsythe Saga	Mines a forsythe [Thanks to Den Frankham]
Lager	Mick Jagger	How about a couple of Mick Jaggers over here? [Thanks to Colin Reid]
Lark (fun)	Tufnell Park	Always one for a tufnell [Thanks to Michael Mundy]
Late	Cilla Black	You’re a bit Cilla today, mate [Thanks to Justyn Olby who explains that this comes from Cilla Black’s Blind Date TV programme that was popular]
Late	Terry Waite	You’re a bit Terry Waite [Thanks to Paul Woodford]
Later	Baked Potato	I'll see ya baked. [Thanks to Eric Van Zanten]
Later	Christian Slater	See you Christian Slater [Thanks to Kris Grissom]
Laugh	Bubble Bath	You're 'avin a bubble aren't ya? [Thanks to Neil Churchard]
Laugh	Cows Calf	Your having a cows calf, ain't you [Thanks to Graham Todd]
Laugh	Giraffe	You're havin' a giraffe, mate. [Thanks to Ed Balch]
Laugh	Steffi Graf	You're having a Steffi [Thanks to Peter Grewal]
Laugh	Turkish Bath	He's havin' a turkish. [Thanks to Chris Baylis]
Laugh	Wally's Scarf	He's having a wally [Thanks to Keith Cole]
Legs	Bacon and Eggs	Lovely set of bacons [James Robinson notes that this can be Ham & Eggs as well].
Legs	Dolly Pegs	'ave a butchers at the dollies on 'er [This comes from the old style wooden clothes pegs that little girls used to draw faces on and make little dresses and hats/hair for, hence the dolly peg. Thanks to Simon]
Legs	Mumbley Pegs	Stand on your own mumbleys [Thanks to Sanor]
Legs	Nutmegs	He was nutmegged [this is a common football term for when the ball is kicked between an opponents legs and then the other player runs around to get control of the ball again – thanks to Allen Keep]
Legs	Pins and Pegs	I was so surprised I nearly fell off me pins [Thanks to Sparky James]
Legs	Scotch Pegs	Sit down and take a load off your pegs. [For whatever reason, the common usage is the rhyming word rather than the first]
Leicester Square	Euan Blair	We're getting off the train at Euan Blair station [Thanks to Vix. Mark points out that Euan Blair (Prime minister's underage son) was found drunk by police in Leicester Square earlier this year. Hence the slang.]
Lesbian	West End Thespian	She's a lovely girl but she is west end, you know. [Thanks to Richard English]
Liar	Bob Cryer	Shut up you Bob - yer talking out yer aris [Sergeant Bob Cryer is a character in "The Bill". Thanks to Kelly Webb]
Liar	Dunlop Tyre	‘e’s a bit of a dunlop [Thanks to Donald Burk]
Liar	Holy Friar	‘e’s a bit of a holy friar [Thanks to Donald Burk]
Lies	Pork Pies	Blimey - he gets two pigs (beers) in him and he starts telling porkies.
Life	Nelly Duff	Not on your nelly, mate. [The expression 'not on your nelly', meaning 'not on your life' (meaning that the person would never do something), is from Nelly Duff which rhymes with puff which means breath which is another way of saying life... convoluted little devil, isn't it? From everything I researched it would seem Nelly Duff was a fictional character but this is not certain. Thanks to Cathleen Kelly]
Life (term)	Porridge Knife	'e's doing a stay in the porridge. [Thanks to Alan Morgan]
Liver	Cheerful Giver	Lovely - cheerful for dinner tonight. [Mike King has written to say that he that the slang for liver comes from "The Lord loves a cheerful giver", which was then shortened to Lord... Lovely - we're have the Lord for dinner tonight.]
Liver	Swanee River	We're having swanee for dinner again? [Thanks to John Gibson who actually heard this in an interview with Ian Drury who, talking about his colon cancer, said, "... it's in me swanee now".]
Lodger	Artful Dodger	She's taken in an artful to help pay the way.
Look	Butcher's Hook	Here - take a butcher's at this.
Look	Captain Cook	I just went over there for a captain [Thanks to Ashleigh Mills]
Loot (money)	Fibre of your fabric	C'mon, let me feel the fibre of your fabric [Thanks to Olli Black - fabric=suit=loot]
Lot (Serving or share)	Hopping Pot	That's your hopping mate. [Meaning, that's all you get. Thanks to James Vosper who says that this may have originated with Londoners who traveled to Kent and other districts to gather hops for beer]
Love	Turtle Dove	All right me old turtle [Thanks to Vince Scott]
Luck	Donald Duck	How's your Donald? [Thanks to Charly Large]
Luck	Friar Tuck	'E always had a bit of friar tuck. [Thanks to Martyn Tracy]
Mad	Mum and Dad	He's a bit mum and dad. [Thanks to Louis and Natalie Brinks]
Marriage	Horse and Carriage	e's off to his 'orse and carriage [Thanks to Emma]
Married	Cash and Carried	Poor bloke got cashed on the weekend.
Matches	Cuts and Scratches	Do you have any cuts?
Mate	China Plate	How are you, my old china?
Mate	Garden Gate	He’s an old garden gate from school [Thanks to Martin Hillier]
Meetin' (meeting)	Buster Keaton	We'll see you at the Buster [Thanks to Kris Grissom]
Mental	Radio Rental	He's a bit radio [Thanks to Louis and Natalie Brinks]
Mental (crazy)	Chicken Oriental	It was chicken oriental down the nuclear on Friday night [Thanks to Phil Vondra]
Merry	Tom and Jerry	E’s a tommy bloke [Thanks to Sparky James]
Mess	Elliot Ness	My drum's a right Elliot [Thanks to Nick Williams]
Milk	Acker Bilk	Would you like Acker in your coffee? [Thanks to Barry Greenaway. Acker Bilk (born Bernard Stanley Bilk) was born in 1929 is a master of the clarinet and leader of the Paramount Jazz Band. Interestingly, his nickname Acker is a Somerset term meaning friend or mate]
Mind	Chinese Blind	You're out of you little chinese mate. [Thanks to Danny O'Sullivan]
Miss	Cuddle and Kiss	She's a cute little cuddle.
Missus (Mrs)	Love and Kisses	Where did your love and kisses go? [Thanks to Alan Little]
Missus (Mrs)	Plates and Dishes	How's the plates getting on then? [Thanks to Alan Little]
Money	Bees and Honey	Can't go in there without any bees.
Money	Bread and Honey	Let's drink with him - he's got bread. [This one has enjoyed very common usage]
Money	Bugs Bunny	I've got some Bugs bunny in me sky rocket and I'm off down the rub-a-dub-dub. [Thanks to Nigel Ritson]
Motor (car)	Haddock and Bloater	I’ve gone and locked me keys in the haddock [Thanks to Alistair Steadman]
Mouth	North and South	I gave him a punch up the north.
Mug (chump)	Toby Jug	I'm tired of people taking me for a toby [Thanks to Roger Gillespie]
Neck	Bushel and Peck	He's got a bushel like tree trunk.
Neck	Gregory Peck	Wind you Gregory in [Thanks to Graham Todd]
Nerves	West Ham Reserves	e's got a bad case of the West Ham's [Thanks to Martin Elliot]
News	Wooden Pews	Did you catch the wooden pews yesterday [Thanks to LO]
Nick (prison)	Shovel and Pick	He's spending a bit of time in the shovel. [Thanks to John Butt]
Nightmare	Lionel Blaire	I'm havin' a right lionel [Lionel Blaire is a performer. Thanks to Jonathan Harris]
Nightmare	Weston-Super-Mare	Went for an interview yesterday - it was a total Weston-Super [Weston Super Mare is the main coastal resort of North Somerset. Thanks to Christian Martinsen]
Nipple	Raspberry Ripple	Look at the thup'neys on her, raspberries like cigar buts! [Can also mean cripple. Thanks to Dave Brown]
Nippy (cold)	George and Zippy	It’s a bit George [Thanks to Sam Murray – Eli Davenport reports that George & Zippy are from an old BBC kids show called Rainbow]
Noise	Box of Toys	Hold your box - they can hear you miles away!
Nose	Fireman's Hose	Look at the size of his fireman's [Thanks to Keith Cole]
Nose	Fray Bentos	Look at the Fray Bentos on that poor sod [Fray Bentos is a maker of a fabulous Steak & Kidney Pie (and other treats). Thanks to Ray Wells]
Nose	I Suppose	That rotten drunk gave me a clip on me I suppose.
Nose	Irish Rose	She gave me a kiss on my Irish.
Nun	Current Bun	My meanest teachers were currents [Thanks to Aziz McMahon]
Nutter (crazy)	Roll and Butter	That blokes a bloody roland [Like titfer meaning hat, this expression uses the first two words rather than just the first. Thanks to Rhian]
Off (take off, leave)	Frank Bough	I'm gonna do the Frank [see 'scoff'. Frank Bough was a television personality - Thanks to Tom Kimber]
Old Man (Father or Husband)	Pot and Pan	I was talking to me old pot just yesterday. [Thanks to Bernie Albert and Colin]
On My Own	Toblerone	He's over there on his toblerone [Thanks to Laura Clifford
Out of Order	Allan Border	He's bang Allan [used when someone does something to another person that is not looked upon favourably. Allan Border was the Australian cricket captain in the late 80's/early 90's so we now have our first example of international rhyming slang.]
Paddy	Tea Caddy	Did you know Kevin is a tea caddy? [Thanks to Kevin Moynihan]
Pager	John Major	Me John Major’s just gone off [Thanks to Ian Nelson]
Pakistani	Bacon Sarnie	They've hired a new bloke at the shop - he's a bacon [Thanks to Nathaniel Espino. Sarnie is a slang term for sandwich (and if you haven't eaten a cold bacon sandwich you haven't lived. Nathaniel notes that this expression may be considered offensive]
Pakistani	Reg Varney	Martin's new bird's a Reg [Thanks to Jonny Morris. Reg played Stan Butler on 'On the Buses', one of the 1970's BritComs]
Pants	Adam Ant	Get your adam’s on [Thanks to Mike Leith]
Pants	Surrey & Hants	Blimey, I have no clean surreys [Thanks to Oliver Dick]
Paper (newspaper)	Linen Draper	Has the morning linen come yet?
Parcel	Elephant and Castle	Wot you got ‘ere then, a bleedin’ elephant [Thanks to Paul Island]
Park	Noah's Ark	I'm taking my misses to the Noah.
Party	Moriarty	Mental morry mate [Thanks to Simon Mahon]
Party	Russell Harty	I've phoned for a sherbert to take us to the Russell [Thanks to Jo Walker - Russell Harty is a TV host]]
Peas	John Cleese	Eat yer John Cleese - they're good for you [Thank to Mike Leith]
Peas	Knobbly Knees	We’re havin’ sexton and knobblies [Thanks to Mathew]
Pee	Gypsy Rose Lee	I’m off for a gypsy [Thanks to John Trimmer]
Pest	Fred West	Here comes that Fred West again [Fred West was and alleged mass murderer found hanged in his jail sail in 1995. Thanks to Kevin Wade]
Tonic	Philharmonic	I'll have a Vera and Phil (gin and tonic) [Thanks to Michael Hawkins]
Phone	Al Capone	He’s always on the al capone [Thanks to Mike Agnes]
Phone	Dog and Bone	She's always on the dog.
Piano	Joanna	He sparkles on the joanna. [Just to confuse you, they mispronounce the word you're trying say, so instead of 'piano' they call it a 'piana']
Pictures	Dolly Mixtures	Going out to the Dolly Mixtures tonight [Thanks to Philip Hart - Dolly Mixtures are ]
Piddle (urinate)	Jimmy Riddle	I've had three pints - I could use a jimmy.
Piles	Nuremberg Trials	Me Nuremberg's are really playing me up [Thanks to Barry Greenaway]
Piles (hemorrhoids)	Chalfont St Giles	Me chalfonts are playing up. [Thanks to Paul Costello]
Piles (hemorrhoids)	Farmer Giles	Blimey, I ain't 'alf suffering from me farmers [Thanks to David Hughes]
Piles (hemorrhoids)	Nobby Stiles	Me nobbies are acting up again [Nobby Stiles was a great footballer from years gone by - Thanks to David Hughes]
Piles (hemorrhoids)	Rockford Files	Me Jim Rockford's are giving me gip! [Jim Rockford was the central character in the TV show The Rockford Files. Thanks to Paul Darbyshire]
Piles (hemorrhoids)	Sieg Heils	I'll stand if you don't mind - me sieg heils are acting up today.
Piles (hemorrhoids)	Slay 'em in the aisles	Me slay 'ems are playing me up. [Thanks to Stuart Burgess & Gordon Leel]
Pill (birth control)	Jack and Jill	She's on the Jack [Thanks to Justyn Olby]
Pillow	Weeping Willow	'ere. Get yer head off my weeping willow [Thanks to Graham Allen]
Pill	Strawberry Hill	I must remember to take my strawberry tonight [Thanks to Jonathan Wills]
Pills	Jack 'n Jills	Where's me Jack n Jills [Thanks to Brian Kemp]
Pills	Mick Mills	‘e’s always ‘ad a weakness for the Mick Mills [Thanks to Phil Woodford. Mick Mills played for Ipswich in the ‘70s]
Pinch (steal)	Half Inch	Someone's half-inched me pint! [Thanks to Mark Schofield]
Pipe	Cherry Ripe	He does a cherry [Cherry Ripe is an Australian chocolate bar - although this may be Aussie slang rather than Cockney I've included it since I've received so many submissions for it. Thanks to Ben Murphy et al]
Piss	Arthur Bliss	I'm just popping out for an Arthur [Arthur Bliss was a famous English composer (1891-1975). Thanks to Robert Harper]
Piss	Gypsy's Kiss	Blimey - no more beer till I've 'ad a gypsy's.
Piss	Hit and Miss	I've got to have a hit before we go out.
Piss (Make fun of)	Mickey Bliss	He’s always taking the mickey out of someone [Mickey is short for a mythical 'Mickey Bliss,' providing the rhyme for 'piss and has been in widespread use since the late 1940s. The original idea was that of deflating someone, recalling the description of a self-important blusterer as 'all piss and wind.' Thanks to Brown Terriers]
Pissed (angry)	Hit List	I'm really hit today [Thanks to Michael G]
Pissed (drunk)	Brahms and Liszt	He's well Brahms and Liszt , don't give him any more to drink. [Thanks to Ray Davis. Sometimes the expression "Mozart & Liszt is used.]
Pissed (drunk)	Oliver Twist	I 'ad one over the eight last night and got completely Olivered. [Thanks to Peter Cotterell]
Pissed (drunk)	Schindlers List	I'm a bit schindlers after a too many forsythes [Thanks to Den Frankham]
Pissed (drunk)	Scotch Mist	'e was completely scotch mist last night. [Thanks to Alan Little. Thanks to Marie Gordon for the example of usage.]
Plate	Alexander the Great	Don’t try and scarper before you’ve washed those alexanders [Thanks to Paul Island]
Play	Grass & Hay	Let's grass and hay down the park [Thanks to Oliver Nunn]
Pocket	Lucy Locket	Keep it in your Lucy.
Pocket	Sky Rocket	I've got nothing in my skies.
Poof (homosexual)	Iron Hoof	He's a bit of an iron. [Also Horses Hoof]
Poof (homosexual)	Tin Roof	I think he might be a tin roof [Thanks to Kron]
Porn	Frankie Vaughan	Is there any Frankie on the telly tonight? [Thanks to Jason Rankin]
Porn	Johnny Vaughn	I enjoy a bit of Johnny [Johnny Vaughn was the star of The Big Breakfast – thanks to Dan Longhurst]
Powder (cocaine)	Nikki Lauder	He's off doing a bit of Nikki [Thanks to Jim Smith)
Prat (arse)	Paper Hat	He's a bit of a paper [Thanks to Justin Semmens]
Prayer	Weavers' Chair	Haven't got a weaver's of getting into her alans. [Thanks to Cormac Kennedy. A weaver's chair has a low profile back allowing free movement of the arms.]
Prick	Hampton Wick	He gets on my wick. [Don't even try to understand this one - just accept it]
Pride	Jekyll and Hyde	You lost your jekyll or something? [Thanks to Joe Mills]
Prison	Boom and Mizzen	'e's off to the boom for a bit. [Thanks to Mike Shepherd]
Pub	Nuclear Sub	I'll meet you down the nuclear at 5 o'clock [Thanks to Robert Lynch]
Pub	Rub-a-dub-dub	I'm off to the rub-a-dub-dub. [Comes from the children's rhyme Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub...]
Pube (pubic hair)	Rubric's Cube	When your having a shower make sure you wash your rubric's [Thanks to Andrew Turner]
Puff (marijuana)	Mickey Duff	Here, mate. Got any Mickey? [Thanks to Nortsqaf2]
Punter (gambler or odds maker)	Hillman Hunter	‘ere comes another load of Hillmans [the Hillman was a fine auto introduced in 1966. Thanks to Steve Trice]
Purse	Gypsy's Curse	Someone's alf-inched me gypsy [Thanks to Martin Grove]
Quarter	Farmers Daughter	My Nan want me to get her three farmers of rosie (3/4 lb of tea) [Thanks to Peter Summersgill]
Queen (homosexual)	Torvill & Dean	He’s a right old torvill [Thanks to Tony Johnson]
Queer (homosexual)	Brighton Pier	That blokes a bit of a Brighton [Thanks to S. Sexton]
Queer (homosexual)	Ginger Beer	He's a bit ginger [Thanks to Steve Robinson. See Queer (odd) below]
Queer (homosexual)	King Lear	e's a bit King Lear. [Thanks to Leslie Munday]
Queer (odd)	Ginger Beer	I don't know about that - sounds a bit ginger. [Heard from Chris and Colin who have heard the expression "very glass", meaning very strange (from Glass of Beer), based on this rhyme. Also, see Queer (homosexual) above]
Quid	Bin Lid	Lend us a bin [Thanks to Richard Hall]
Quid	Teapot Lid	I'm down a teapot already.
Rail	Toby Ale	'e's traveling by toby.
Railway Guard	Christmas Card	Look out for the christmas [Thanks to Sparky James]
Rain	Pleasure and Pain	Any more pleasure and we'll be swimming.
Rave (dance)	Comedy Dave	You coming to the comedy? [Comedy Dave is a Radio 1 DJ – Thanks to Hefin Gill]
Readies (pound notes)	Nelson Eddy's	'e's got a pile of nelsons! [Thanks to Julia Jones]
Rent	Burton on Trent	They've raised my burton again.
Rent	Clark Kent	I'm having a tough time coming up with me Clark [Thanks to Richard Robinson]
Rent	Duke of Kent	I can't afford to pay the Duke of Kent this week [Thanks to Mike Smith]
Rich	Scratch & Itch	'e's got scratch [Thanks to Richard Lee]
Right	Isle of Wight	Down the High Road to the lights and make an Isle. [Thanks to Daniel Maurer. Also seen used as slang for "all right" but not in common usage]
River	Shake and Shiver	He jumped right into the shake [Thanks to Alan Little]
Road	Frog and Toad	Don't ride your bike on the frog. [See Road = Kermit]
Road	Kermit	'e took off down the kermit. [From Kermit the Frog = frog and toad = road. Thanks to Gavin Wallace]
Rotten	Dot Cotton	I’m feeling a bit dot [Dot Cotton is a character from Eastenders – thanks to Rachel Walmsley]
Row (argument)	Barn Owl	Went up to the dole office today. 'Ad a bit of a barney with the geezer behind the desk. [Thanks to Peter Cotterell][[Not satisfied with the slang, the word is extended to 'Barney' to thoroughly confuse everyone]
Row (argument)	Bull and Cow	Had a right bull with my misses last night.
Rum	Tom Thumb	A wee bit of Tom and I'm off.
Sack (fired)	Tin Tack	He got the tin tack the other day [Thanks to Duncan Whitesmith]
Saloon Bar	Balloon Car	I'll be at the balloon.
Sauce	Dead Horse	Pass the dead horse [Thanks to Brad Spencer]
Scar	Mars Bar	I fell down the apple and pears trying to answer the dog & bone, hit my head and ended up with a mars bar [Thanks to David Bancroft]
Scoff (food)	Frank Bough	I’m going to get some frank [see 'off'. Frank Bough was a television personality – thanks to Martin Brewer]
Score	Bobby Moore	You know the Bobby [Bobby Moore was a great footballer who died in 1993. Thanks to Graham Todd]
Score	Hampden Roar	You know the hampden [Thanks to Andrew Mkandawire who goes on to explain that the Hampden Roar is is a commonly used term that refers to the noise made when fans cheer on Scotland at Hampden Park]
Score (£20)	Apple Core	I gave me last apple to that old paraffin [Thanks to Kevin Moynihan]
Scotch	Gold Watch	I'll have a gold watch and ten [Thanks to Del Sinnott]
Scotch	Pimple and Botch	He enjoys a good pimple.
Scotch (Whisky)	Gold Watch	'E enjoys his gold watch [Thanks to Martyn Tracy]
Scouser (Liverpudlian)	Mickey Mouser	'E's a mickey mouser [Refers to someone from Liverpool. Thanks to César Lozano]
Scouts	Brussel Sprouts	He's always been a brussel.
Scran (food)	Jackie Chan	I’m Hank Marvin. I could use some top Jackie for me Michael Winner [Thanks to Simon Rowan]
Sex	Posh ‘n Becks	Had a bit of posh with the missus last night [Thanks to Iain Sisson– Posh refers to Posh Spice (Victoria Adams) of the Spice Girls while Becks refers to David Beckham, the famous footballer she married. Another example of Rhyming Slang evolving to reflect the times. See also Decks - Posh ‘n Becks]
Shabby	Westminster Abbey	He's turned out a bit westminster today [Thanks to Sparky James]
Shag	Billy Bragg	He's off for a billy [Billy Bragg is a singer/songwriter. Thanks to Robert Christian]
Shank (golf term)	J. R.	You really JR'd that one mate. [Abbreviated reference to J. Arthur Rank. In golf, a shank is a ball that goes in a decidedly unexpected direction. Thanks to Bern Summers]
Shave	Chas and Dave	I'm off for a chas [Thanks to Conor Keeling]
Shave	Dig in the Grave	A quick shower and dig and I'll be ready to go.
Shiner (black eye)	Ocean Liner	I punched him right in the mincer and gave him an ocean liner [Thanks to a somewhat violent Claire Reed]
Shirt	Dicky Dirt	Put your dicky dirt on before the company gets here.
Shirt	Uncle Bert	I've got to press my uncle.
Shit	Brace and Bit	Just off or a brace [Thanks to P Loynd]
Shit	Brad Pitt	I right need a Brad Pitt [Thanks to Big Bill]
Shit	Eartha Kitt	I'm going for an Eartha [See also 'Tit' - Thanks to Peter Cotterell for this variation]
Shit	Tom Tit	I'm going for a Tom Tit. [Thanks to David Carruthers.]
Shite	Tom Kite	I’m off for a tom [Thanks to Denis Daly]
Shite	Turkish Delight	They’re playing completely Turkish today [Thanks to Paul Island]
Shite (shit)	Barry White	I need a Barry White [Thanks to Oli Hickman]
Shits (diarrhoea)	Two-Bob Bits	I’ve got a real case of the two-bob bits [Thanks to Steven Elder]
Shitter (rectum)	Council Gritter	When I sat down there was a pin on my chair! Right up the council! [Thanks to Uncle Custard. He reports that a council gritter is the machine that comes around and puts grit on icy roads]
Shitter (rectum)	Gary Glitter	He kicked him right up the Gary [Thanks to Neil Churchard]
Shitter (toilet or rectum)	Rick Whitter	Back in a sec - I'm off to the rick [Rick Whitter is a singer in the group Shed7 - thanks to Dan Collins and Keith Uden]
Shocker	Barry Crocker	That's a Barry Crocker [Barry Crocker is an Aussie performer - thanks to Dan McGivern]
Shocker	Costantino Rocca	Played a round of golf yesterday - had a complete Costantino [Costantino Rocca is an Italian golfer - thanks to Christian Martinsen]
Shoe	Scooby Doo	Where are me Scooby's? [Thanks to Mark Chinery & Michael Lloyd]
Shoe	Ghost (Boo)	Get yer ghosts on [Thanks to Richard Lee]
Shoes	One and two's	Where's me one 'n two's? [Thanks to John Ioannou]
Shoes	St. Louis Blues	'e's got himself a new pair of St. Louis' [Thanks to Doug Sammons]
Shoes	Rhythm and Blues	Get your rhythm and blues on [Thanks to Jack Summers and Neil Devlin]
Shoes	Yabba-Dabba-Doo	Nice pair of yabba’s mate [For them what don’t have a classical education, “Yabba-Dabba-Doo” was the catch phrase of Fred Flintstone. Thanks to Jon Evans]
Shout (round)	Wally Grout	It's your wally, mate (ie. It's your turn to buy a round of drinks). [Wally Grout was an Australian cricketer who died in 1968 - Thanks to Mark Redding]
Shower	David Gower	I'd just got out of the David Gower [Thanks to Mark Crowe - David Gower is an English cricketer]
Shower	Eiffel Tower	I’m going for an Eiffel Tower.
Sick	Moby Dick	I'm feeling a bit Moby today. [Thanks to Elaine MacGregor]
Sick	Spotted Dick	We don’t have a goalie – John’s spotted [Spotted Dick is a dessert make with raisins – thanks to Andrew Black]
Sick	Tom and Dick	He's feeling a bit Tom. [There is also an expression "Feeling a bit dicky" as in not quite right that comes from this slang. Paul Morgan says that it’s also used as “Bob and Dick”]
Sick	Uncle Dick	I can't come out tonight - I'm feeling a bit Uncle Dick [Thanks to Chris Keeley]
Sight	Website	Get out of me website [Thanks to Antony Kennedy who says this was taken from the Human Traffic film]
Silly	Daffy Down Dilly	'e's a bit daffy. [Daffy Down Dilly is a line of dolls from Madam Alexander. Thanks to Peter Bendall]
Silly	Piccadilly	I've always said he was piccadilly [Thanks to Martin McKerrell]
Simple	Dolly Dimple	She’s a bit Dolly Dimple [Thanks to Simon Mahon]
Sister	Skin and Blister	She may be his blister but she's nothing like him.
Six	Tim Mix	He rolled a Tom Mix [Thanks to Jude Saffron who says this expression is common in casino's when referring to dice games]
Skin (cigarette paper)	Vera Lynn	Got any vera's? [Thanks to Paul Cheese]
Skint (broke)	Borassic Lint	He's right boric. [Thanks to Peter Langdale who's a chemist in the UK for correcting this one]
Skint (broke)	Larry Flint	I'm completely larry mate [Larry Flint is an American publisher of adult magazines. Thanks to Rob Haynes]
Skint (broke)	Polo Mint	I'm polo'd [Thanks to Kieran Cooney]
Slag (prostitute)	Oily Rag	She's a bit of an oily rag [Oily Rag is also slang for fag (cigarette). One can't help but wonder how many times a simply "Can you spot me an oily?" might have been misinterpreted. Thanks to Matthew Wilson]
Slag (prostitute)	Toe Rag / Tow Rag	She’s a right toe rag [Thanks to Chris Roberts. Mike Lyons adds: It should be 'Tow Rag'. When a car towed another in times past, (broken down car) behind it, it was/is common practice to tie a piece of rag halfway along the rope between the two vehicles. This was to indicate the rope's presence to pedestriams, particularly when stopped in traffic. (i.e. to stop people tripping over it when walking between the cars). As this piece of rag was literally dragging or 'always in' the dirt all the time, it was compared with someone who was shifty, untrustworthy, criminal, loafer, a general 'low life'. Such a person was called a tow rag, example "don't trust him, he's a bit of a tow rag".] Thus, a tow rag could refer to a male or female of dubious character.
Slap	Watford Gap	I’m gonna give you a Watford ‘round yer chevy [Thanks to Glenn Buss]
Slash (piss)	Pat Cash	I'm absolutely dying for a Pat Cash [Thanks to Bryan Rowe]
Slash (piss)	Pie and Mash	I’m poppin’ out for a pie and mash [Thanks to Paul Ingram]
Sleep	Bo-Peep	What I need is a good bo-peep. [Thanks to Bernie Albert]
Sleep	Sooty and Sweep	You need a bit of sooty [Thanks to John Gowland]
Smell	Aunt Nell	He don't half Aunt Nell [Thanks to Jo Miller]
Smoke (cigarette)	Laugh and Joke	I’m going for a laugh [Thanks to Winston Gutkowski]
Sneeze	Bread and Cheese	I hate allergies - one good bread after another.
Snide	Jeckyll and Hyde	‘e’s a bit Jeckyll [Thanks to Simon Mahon]
Snout (cigarette)	Salmon and Trout	'Ere mate, give us a salmon, I'm right out. [Thanks to Peter Cotterell] [If you know where the expression 'snout' for cigarette comes from I'd like to include it][ [Martin McKerrell has written that Snout comes from snout rag meaning handkerchief (I'm thinking snot rag - JA) so Snout Rag = Fag = cigarrette. Also, Richard Beveridge has suggested that the term snout comes from prison life when the prisoners, who would take their daily exercise in silence, would signal a tobacco supplier that he needed cigarettes by touching his nose.] - See "ins and outs"
Snouts (Cigarettes)	Ins and Outs	'ere mate, got any ins and outs? [Thanks to James Hotston] (See Salmon and Trout)
Soap	Cape of Good Hope	Go wash yourself - and use the cape.
Soap	Faith and Hope	Where's the faith and hope, I wanna wash me 'ands [Thanks to Mike Smith]
Socks	Almond Rocks	Wouldn't it be nice if your almonds matched?
Socks	Bombay Docks	Anyone seen me bombays? [Thanks to Julie Lanham-Hathaway. Phil Diaper suggests the expression is actually Tilbury Docks]
Socks	Joe Rocks	Pull yer Joe's up [Thanks to Jim Hyde]
Son	Currant Bun	He's awfully proud of his currant.
Song	Ding Dong	Everyone gather round the piano for a ding dong. [Usually the full slang expression is used]
Soup	Loop de Loop	Nothing like a good loop on a cold day.
Spanner (wrench)	Elsie Tanner	Can I borrow your elsie [Thanks to Alan Little]
Sparrow	Bow and Arrow	Little bow and arrow fell out of the nest. [Usually the full slang expression is used]
Speak	Bubble and Squeak	I won't bubble [Thanks to Justyn Olby who credits John Le Carre's book "Night Manager"]
Specs (spectacles)	Gregory Peck	Where’s me gregs [Thanks to Marcia Woodman]
Specs [Spectacles)	Mikkel Becks	Where did I put me Mikkel's? [Thanks to Mark Crowe - Mikkel Beck is a footballer]
Splinter	Alan Minter	Picked up this wood and got a terrible Alan in me finger [Thanks to Barry Greenaway. Alan Minter is a British boxer with a current record of 39-9 (23 by KO)]
Spoon	Daniel Boone	Pass me a daniel [Thanks to Andy Powell]
Spoon	David Boon	Pass me that David Boon [Thanks to Mark Crowe - David Boon is an Australian cricketer]
Spot (acne)	Randolph Scott	I've got a great big randolph on my chin [Thanks to Matt Stammers]
Spouse	Boiler House	Me boiler's always yammerin' on. [Thanks to John Butt]
Sprouts	Twist and Shouts	I love bubble and squeak made with Twist and Shouts [Thanks to Mike Leith]
Spunk (semen)	Harry Monk	This glue's as sticky as a load of Harry [Harry Monk was an old music hall entertainer. Thanks to Jon Bard]
Spunk (semen)	Pineapple Chunk	Is that laundry powder on your jeans? Looks like pineapple chunks to me [Thanks to Tom Dowling]
Stairs	Apples and Pears	Get yourself up the apples and pears.
Stairs	Daisy Dancers	Get yerself up the daisy dancers [This one's a bit convoluted: Daisy Dancer = Dancing Bears = Stairs. The daisy dancer reference is a twist on the Dancing Bears=Stairs slang. Thanks to Mike Tombs]
Stairs	Dancing Bears	Get yerself up the dancing bears [Thanks to Mike Tombs]
Starved	Pear Halved	"Lunch in a bit?" "Yeah, I'm a bit pear." [Thanks to Richard English]
Starvin'	Hank Marvin	I'm bloody Hank Marvin. I haven't eaten all day [Hank Marvin was the guitarist for The Shadows from the 1960's to the 1990's. Thanks to Neil Churchard]
Starvin'	Lee Marvin	I'm Lee Marvin [Thanks to Peter Conway who wrote all the way from Dubai - he adds that if you're really hungry you could say, "I'm Hank, and his brother Lee". Lee Marvin was an American actor. See other entry for starvin' (Hank Marvin). And no - they're not related.]
State (anguish)	Two and Eight	He's in a two and eight over it. [Usually the full slang expression is used]
Steak and Kidney	Kate and Sydney	A lovely Kate and Sydney pie [Not really rhyming slang - more a matter of getting your mords wixed up]
Stella (beer)	Nelson Mandelas	A couple of nelsons please [Thanks to Alan Little. Stella refers to Stella Artois]
Stella (beer)	Paul Weller	Give us a Paul Weller [Thanks to Gary Williams - Paul Weller is (or was) a musician with The Jam. Stella refers to Stella Artois]
Stella (beer)	Uri Geller	Mines a Uri [Thanks to Martin Harrison]
Stella Artois (beer)	Ooh Aah	I’ll have an ooh aah [Thanks to Steve Kensington]
Stench	Dame Judy Dench	A right Dame Judy in here [Thanks to Dean Cavanagh]
Stick (walking)	Hackney Wick	I've forgot me hackney wick back at the last pub [Thanks to Alan Rawling]
Stink	Pen and Ink	That's a bit of a pen and ink.
Story	Jackanory	Ye late! What’s the jackanory then? [Thanks to Podster]
Stout (beer)	Salmon and Trout	Stop by and have a salmon.
Stranger	Queen’s Park Ranger	Who’s that Queen’s Park Ranger standing over there? [Thanks to Danny Robinson]
Stranger	Texas Ranger	This pub is full of Texas Rangers these days [Thanks to Danny Robinson]
Stray	Gamma Ray	That Mary's a bit of a gamma [Thanks to Dan Collins and Keith Uden]
Street	Field of Wheat	He out standing in the field, waiting for a bus.
Strides (trousers)	Donkey Rides	He's wearing black donkeys [Thanks to Keith Cole]
Strides [trousers)	Jekyll and Hydes	Just bought a new pair of Jekylls
Stripper	Jack the Ripper	I love me jack the rippers [Thanks to John Ioannou]
Strong	Ping Pong	I need a ping pong drink [Thanks to Chris Keeley]
Sub (pay advance)	Rub a Dub	Guvnor Give us a rub a dub till pay day. [Thanks to Ray Davis]
Subaru	Scooby-Doo	Let's have a go in ya scooby-doo [Thanks to J. Mulroy]
Suit	Bag of Fruit	He turned up dressed in a bag [Thanks to Bill Smith who quite rightly points out that while Whistle and Flute can refer to a nice looking suit, Bag of Fruit depicts a very different image of an old and shapeless suit]
Suit	Bowl of Fruit	Are you wearing your bowl of fruit tonight? [Thanks to Brad Spencer]
Suit	Tin Flute	I’ll be wearing me tin flute [Thanks to Duncan Whitesmith]
Suit	Whistle and Flute	He bought himself a new whistle for the wedding.
Sun	Current Bun	Old current bun's out today [Thanks to Ray Davis.]
Supper	Tommy Tucker	You can sing for your Tommy.
Sweetheart	Treacle Tart	She's a right treacle [Thanks to Kate Odgers - note that there is reportedly a negative connotation for this expression, meaning a woman of easy virtues, but it's not very commonly used]
Table	Cain and Abel	Sit yourself at the cain and I'll bring you your Tommy (Tommy Tucker - supper).
Tablet (pill)	Gary Ablett	He was off his nuts on the old Gary Abletts wasn't he [Gary Ablett was a footballer in the 80's - thanks to Majik Khan]
Tail	Alderman's Nail	He's always wagging his alderman's.
Talk	Rabbit and Pork	He's always rabbitting on about something [Andrew Black says his sister used to say he had “too much bunny” (or more rabbit than Sainsbury’s!). You can be sure that wasn’t a compliment]
Talker	Murray Walker	She’s a real murray – just can’t get her to shut up! [Thanks to Tony Kibble]
Tan	Peter Pan	I’m off to the pool to top up me peter pan. [Thanks to Lee Henderson]
Tanner (sixpence)	Sprarsy Anna	Lend us a sprarsy - I wanna get some toe-rags (cigarettes) [Thanks to Mike Smith - he wonders if Sprarsy might have something to do with the old Indian coin called an "anna". If you have any more info please let me know]
Tart	Kick Start	Is this a lads night or are we taking the kicks [Thanks to Tony Merrington]
Taxi	Joe Baxi	Mind if I share your Joe Baxi? [Thanks to Mike Doles. William Coward says Joe Baxi was a heavyweight boxer who knocked out British champ George Woodcock around 1950.]
Tea	Half Past Three	Where’s me bleeding cuppa arf past? [Thanks to Simon Buckridge]
Tea	Rosy Lee	I've just put the rosy on.
Tea	You and Me	Fancy a cup of you and me? [Thanks to Barry Greenaway]
Tears	Britney Spears	She's off doing a Britney [Thanks to Jade]
Teeth	Edward Heath	He got smacked in the Edwards [Thanks to John Curtis-Rouse. Edward Heath was PM in the early 1970’s]
Teeth	Hampstead Heath	His hampsteads (hamps) are a crime.
Telly (TV)	Custard and Jelly	As usual, nothing on the custard tonight.
Telly (TV)	Liza Minelli	What’s on the Liza? [Thanks to Yorgos Elissaios]
Ten	Cock and Hen	I didn't get much change back from a cock [Thanks to Peter Cotterell]
Tenner (£10)	Paul McKenna	I’m don to me last Paul McKenna [Thanks to Richard Hall. Paul McKenna is a famous hypnotist]
Tenner (10 pound note)	Ayrton Senna	'ere, lend us an ayrton me old china [Ayrton Senna was a Formula One driver - thanks to Tom Harvey]
Tenner (10 pound note)	Louise Wener	'ere, lend us a louise. [Louise Wener is a singer with the band Sleeper - thanks to Richard English]
Thief	Tea Leaf	He's always been a bit of a tea leaf. [Usually the fully slang expression is used]
Think	Cocoa Drink	I should cocoa [Said in a somewhat facetious manner, this phrase actually means "I should think not" - thanks to Kathryn Polley]
Thirst	Geoff Hurst	I've got a Geoff on tonight [Sir Geoff Hurst was the only footballer to score three goals in a World Cup final. Thanks to Graham Todd]
Throat	Billy Goat	I've got a sore billy goat [Thanks to Paul Robinson]
Throat	John O’Groat	‘e cleared his groat whilst wiping his mincers with ‘is germans [Thanks to Mike Basquill]
Throat	Nanny Goat	Get that down your nanny [Thanks to Chris Roberts]
Throat	Weasel & Stoat	'is weasel's playing him up [Thanks to Roy Sharp. See also Coat]
Thunder	Crash & Blunder	What a storm! Did you hear the crash and blunder [Thanks to David Reynolds]
Ticket	Bat and Wicket	I've got a bat for tonight's train.
Ticket	Wilson Picket	I want to go to New York, but I can’t afford the wilsons [Thanks to Tony Merrington]
Tie	Peckham Rye	I'm putting on me best whistle and me new peckham. [Thanks to Martin McKerrell]
Till (Cash register)	Jack & Jill	'E got nicked with 'is 'ands in the old jack and jill [Thanks to Martyn Tracy]
Time	Bird Lime	What's the bird? [Also commonly used to refer to doing time, as in prison. Thanks to John Gowland]
Time	Harry Lime	What's the Harry Lime? [Thanks to Barry Greenaway. Harry Lime is a character in 'The Third Man']
Time	Lemon & Lime	Oi mate - what's the lemon & lime [Thanks to Dean Arcan]
Tit (breast)	Brad Pitt	Nice pair of brads [Thanks to Justyn Olby]
Tits (breasts)	Ballroom Blitz	She’s got marvellous ballrooms [Ballroom Blitz is a song by a group named Sweet - thanks to David Rolph]
Tits (breasts)	Brace and Bits	Blimey - what a brace!
Tits (breasts)	Eartha Kitts	Nice Eartha's [Thanks to Louis and Natalie Brink]
Tits (breasts)	Fainting Fits	Wouldn’t mind getting me germans on her faintings [Thanks to Phil Woodford]
Tits (breasts)	Thr'penny Bit	Look at the Thr'penny's on her. [Thank to David Carruthers]
Titties (breasts)	Bristol Cities	She's got a lovely pair of Bristols. [BristolPirate2003 (I'm assuming a nom de plume) sent the following: The saying goes back hundreds of years from when sailors sailed to the "New World", between Bristol, England (the second largest port outside of London at the time) and the USA, traveling on to the tobacco plantations at Bristol, Virginia. It was known as, "Going between the Bristol's" and became a sexual reference for what sailors would do to their women folk on returning to dry land!.
Titty (breast)	Walter Mitty	She's got a lovely set of walters [Thanks to Dean Cavanagh]
Toast	Holy Ghost	How about another round of 'oly. [Thanks to Jack Summers]
Toe	Bromley by Bow	You might want to fight, but I'm going to have it on me bromleys [ie. run away. Thanks to David Aqius]
Toker	Al Roker	That guy is an Al [Thanks to Andrew Backs]
Tonic	Supersonic	How about a nice Vera and super (Gin & Tonic) [Thanks to Vaughan Hully]
Toss	Kate Moss	I couldn't give a Kate Moss. [Thanks to Alex Marsh]
Towel	Baden Powell	'ere, wrap a baden powell around you. Nobody wants to see that! [Thanks to Lord Russell Grineau]
Train	Michael Caine	I missed me Michael [Thanks to Mike Hale]
Trainers (running shoes)	Claire Rayners	I've got me new Claire Rayners on [Thanks to John Tsang - Claire Rayner is an author]
Trainers (running shoes)	Gloria Gaynors	That's a nice pair of Gloria's [Thanks to John Ioannou]
Tramp (hobo)	Paraffin Lamp	I gave me last apple to that old paraffin [Thanks to Kevin Moynihan]
Tramp (hobo)	Thirteen Amp	Look at that bunch of thirteen amps over there. [Thanks to Steve Vincent - thirteen amps is the standard electrical receptacle in Britain]
Trouble	Barney Rubble (Flintstones)	Stay away from him. He's right Barney.
Trousers	Lards	‘e was caught with ‘is lards down [Lards is from Callards & Bowsers, makers of fine toffee’s. Thanks to Duncan Reed. Lenny has noted that often the full expression, i.e. "'e was caught with his callards down" is used to avoid confusion with lardy meaning cigar (la-di-da).]
Trousers	Round the Houses	'e's got hisself a new set of round the houses [Thanks to Christopher Webb. Also used is "Council Houses" as in "'is councils haven't seen an pressing this year" - thanks to Gary Chatfield]
Turd (shit)	Douglas Hurd	I need to dump a Douglas [Thanks to Mathew Dalton. Douglas Hurd is a politician.]
Turd (shit)	Richard the Third	He's a bit of a Richard. [Thanks to Ray Davis. Elaine MacGregor reports that this is also used as in "I'm just going for a Richard". Andrew notes that sometimes Edward the Third is also used.]
Umbrella	Auntie Ella	Wonderful - it's starting to rain and me without my Auntie Ella.
Voice	Hobson's Choice	What's the matter with 'is 'obsons [Thanks to Roy Sharp]
Vomit	Wallace and Gromit	One more pint and I’ll Wallace, mate [Thanks to Mark Holmans]
Wages	Greengages	I've blown the greengages down at the dogs [Thanks to Mike Smith]
Walk	Ball of Chalk	After a heavy meal I like quick ball round the square.
Wank (masturbate)	Armitage Shank	He's havin' an armitage [Thanks to Ben Dear - Armitage Shank are makers of fine porcelain bathroom fixtures]
Wank (masturbate)	Jodrell Bank	Just off for a Jodrell [Jodrell Bank was the site of a University of Manchester botanical station, about 20 miles south of Manchester, back in the 1940's. Today, Jodrell Bank is a leading radio astronomy facility. Thanks to P Loynd]
Wank (masturbate)	Barclays Bank	He's having a barclays. [Thanks to Peter Cotterell]
Wank (masturbate)	J. Arthur Rank	'e's off having a J. Arthur [Thanks to Mike Dowding and Sparky James]
Wank (masturbate)	Lamb Shank	'e's having a lamb [Thanks to Alan Heard]
Wank (masturbate)	Midland Bank	I'm going for a midland [Thanks to Jonathan Harris]
Wank (masturbate)	Peddle and Crank	I'm off for a peddle! [Thanks to Aziz McMahon]
Wank (masturbate)	Sherman Tank	e's a right sherman [Thanks to David Hughes]
Wank (masturbate)	Tommy Tank	She's probably at home doing a tommy. [Thanks to Barbara Wilson – from Thomas the Tank Engine, a child's program]
Wanker	Cab Ranker	'e's a bit of a cab ranker [Thanks to Steve Tuffin]
Wanker	Kuwaiti Tanker	He’s a bit of a Kuwaiti tanker [Thanks to Daryl Egerton]
Wanker	Merchant Banker	He's a right merchant [Thanks to Justyn Olby]
Wanker	Ravi Shankar	That referee is a right Ravi [Thanks to Justin Ellis]
Wanker	Sefton Branker	He’s a right Sefton Branker [Thanks to Paul Lundy – Sefton Branker was a Major, and later Air Vice Marshall, who was posted to India in the early 20th century]
Wanker	Swiss Banker	He’s a bit of a swiss banker [Thanks to Morris Childers]
Wanks	Gordon Banks	They’re a bunch of gordons [Thanks to Paul Island]
Watch (fob watch)	Kettle and Hob	That's a lovely kettle [Thanks to Mark Sparrow. I got the following from Dudley who wondered about the connection between a kettle and a watch - he passed on the following story: It was commonplace for everyone to wear a pocket watch and chain in the waistcoat & it was also equally commonplace for the watch to be in the pawn shop as an interim loan security - however no one was keen for people to know that this situation was necessary, so the chain would be kept and worn as normal. In the kitchens of the day the fire would be an open one and there would be a bar or hook above it from which a length of chain would be secured and from there the kettle would be suspended above the fire to boil. So with this in mind, if the pocket watch chain, with no weight on it to hold it in the pocket, fell out and dangled minus the missing watch, there would always be some clever Charlie ready to pipe up "What's that for then, your bleedin' kettle?" Dave Walker provided the following: The origin of "kettle" comes from illicit spirit making, distilled in what were large coppers known as kettles, hence, kettle of scotch = watch. I have always understood this to be the true origin, and it does rhyme, after all.
Water	Ten Furlongs (Mile and a quarter)	I'll have a gold watch and ten [Thanks to Del Sinnott]
Web Site	Wind and Kite	Check out me wind and kite [Thanks to Mark Holmans]
Weight	Pieces of Eight	She'd better watch her pieces of eight [Thanks to Dave Connolly]
Whisky	Gay and Frisky	I'll have a gay and I'm off. [Be careful where you use this]
White Wine	Plink Plonk	Open a bottle of plonk [The rhyme here is a bit convoluted – Plink Plonk rhymes with Vin Blanc which is, of course, a white wine. Thanks to Claire Reed]
Whore	Four by Four	She’s a bit of a four by four [Thanks to Dave Collard]
Whore	Roger Moore	I was trying to get my trousers back on, and the dirty roger is running up the street with my wallet [Thanks to Mark Adams]
Whore	Thomas Moore	She a right Thomas [Thanks to Pete Masters]
Wife	Duchess of Fife	Now my old dutch, where are we off to tonight?
Wife	Trouble and Strife	I'm taking my trouble dancing tonight.
Wig	Irish Jig	I think that blokes wearing an Irish [Thanks to Martin Elliot]
Wig	Syrup of Figs	What a syrup. [Thanks to Mark Pearson]
Window	Burnt Cinder	Close the bloody burnt [This works if you mispronounce window... winda - and cinder... cinda as any good Englishman would. Thanks to Sparky James]
Windshield Wiper	Billie Piper	You’d better put your billies on [Billie Piper is a pop singer - Thanks to Deane]
Windy	Mork and Mindy	Cor, it's bloody mork today [shows you that the slang is constantly evolving - thanks to Alan Little. Can also refer to someone who is a bit windy - "Don't feed him brussel sprouts again - he gets all Mork & Mindy" - thanks to Sparky James]
Wine	Porcupine	Where’s the porc waiter [Thanks to Tony Merrington]
Word	Dicky Bird	He left without so much as a dicky.
Wrong	Falun Gong	It seems to have all gone a bit falun gong [From semi-obscure evil Chinese cult with tendency to inaccuracy, therefore appropriate. Thanks to Keith Hale]
Wrong	Pete Tong	It's all gone a bit Pete [Pete Tong is an English DJ - thanks to Dan Collins and Keith Uden]
Yank	Septic Tank	He's not very bright... septic, you know. [Thanks to Peter Langdale for this one. Tony Alderton reports that this can also be shorted to Sepo]
Yank	Wooden Plank	Then this wooden bloke walked in [Thanks to Ian Coppell]
Yawn	Johnny Vaughn	Can’t hold back a good Johnny [Johnny Vaughn was the star of The Big Breakfast – thanks to Will Sowden]
Years	Donkey's Ears	Ain't seen you in donkeys mate. [Thanks to Ossie Mair]
Yid	Front Wheel Skid	Old Mikey's a front wheel [Thanks to Jan. Note that this expression is considered offensive]

A.A.A. PETE TONG AL MURETTO ----> FREE

2007-09-02T14:13:00.000+02:00

A.A.A. : CONCERTON !

2007-09-01T16:36:00.001+02:00

Sabato 8 settembre ’07 a Giavera del Montello

si esibisce live & direct LA TRIBU’ DEI BAGI !!!

inizio show h. 22.00 circa,

portate gente e alcool per integrare le risorse presenti.

Ve spiegarò come rivarghe,

in case of emergency call mr. Biasuzzi Riccardo
[ a posto… ]

Peace, Love, Reggae!

zampi

v-day!

2007-08-27T09:14:00.001+02:00

Sziget Festival 2007 O.O Parte 1

2007-08-17T11:25:00.000+02:00

L'Italia Conquista la Luna....

Il Parlamento Ungherese

Timo Maas alla Nokia Party Arena...Day 1

2 Scoppiati a Timo Maas

Le Cassius

...cisalpino verso Lugano

2007-08-11T16:49:00.000+02:00

...campanello di Lugano

2007-08-11T16:48:00.002+02:00

...nonno Feib in casa di riposo

2007-08-11T16:48:00.001+02:00

...viviamo in un brutto mondo

2007-08-11T16:47:00.000+02:00

...uccello che mangia una patatina

2007-08-11T16:46:00.000+02:00

...e dopo il canapon...

2007-08-11T16:44:00.000+02:00

la dj mas bona del mundo... SCARLETTE ETIENNE

2007-08-04T10:00:00.001+02:00

Il buon pastore diddio

2007-08-04T09:58:00.001+02:00

Faccia serena e rassicurante per Mr. Ratzinger! evvai! w il papa

O.O Sto semplicemente sottolineando il paradosso costituito dal chiedere ad un uomo mascherato chi egli sia

2007-07-18T11:35:00.000+02:00

"Buona sera, Londra. Prima di tutto vi chiedo di scusarmi per questa interruzione. Come molti di voi io apprezzo il benessere della routine quotidiana, la sicurezza di ciò che è familiare, la tranquillità della ripetizione. Ne godo come chiunque altro. Ma nello spirito della commemorazione, affinché gli eventi importanti del passato, generalmente associati alla morte di qualcuno o al termine di una lotta atroce e cruenta vengano celebrati con una bella festa, ho pensato che avremmo potuto dare risalto a questo 5 Novembre, un giorno, ahimè, sprofondato nell'oblio, sottraendo un po' di tempo alla vita quotidiana, per sederci e fare due chiacchiere.
Alcuni vorranno togliere la sicura, sospetto che in questo momento stiano strillando ordini al telefono e che presto arriveranno gli uomini armati. Perché? Perché, mentre il manganello può sostituire il dialogo, le parole non perderanno mai il loro potere; perché esse sono il mezzo per giungere al significato, e per coloro che vorranno ascoltare, all'affermazione della verità. E la verità è che c'è qualcosa di terribilmente marcio in questo paese.
Crudeltà e ingiustizia, intolleranza e oppressione. E lì dove una volta c'era la libertà di obiettare, di pensare, di parlare nel modo ritenuto più opportuno, lì ora avete censori e sistemi di sorveglianza, che vi costringono ad accondiscendere a ciò. Com'è accaduto? Di chi è la colpa? Sicuramente ci sono alcuni più responsabili di altri che dovranno rispondere di tutto ciò; ma ancora una volta, a dire la verità, se cercate un colpevole, non c'è che da guardarsi allo specchio.
Io so perché l'avete fatto. So che avevate paura. E chi non ne avrebbe avuta? Guerre, terrore, malattie. C'era una quantità enorme di problemi, una macchinazione diabolica atta a corrompere la vostra ragione e a privarvi del vostro buon senso. La paura si è impadronita di voi, ed il caos mentale ha fatto sì che vi rivolgeste all'attuale Alto Cancelliere, Adam Sattler. Vi ha promesso ordine e pace in cambio del vostro silenzioso, obbediente consenso. Ieri sera ho cercato di porre fine a questo silenzio.
Ieri sera io ho distrutto il vecchio Bailey, per ricordare a questo paese quello che ha dimenticato. Più di quattrocento anni fa, un grande cittadino ha voluto imprimere per sempre nella nostra memoria il 5 Novembre. La sua speranza, quella di ricordare al mondo che l'equità, la giustizia, la libertà sono più che parole: sono prospettive. Quindi, se non avete visto niente, se i crimini di questo governo vi rimangono ignoti, vi consiglio di lasciar passare inosservato il 5 Novembre.
Ma se vedete ciò che vedo io, se la pensate come la penso io, e se siete alla ricerca come lo sono io, vi chiedo di mettervi al mio fianco, ad un anno da questa notte, fuori alle porte del Parlamento, e insieme offriremo loro un 5 Novembre che non verrà mai più dimenticato."

Tratto da - " V per Vendetta" -

proposte per il prossimo week end...

2007-07-12T16:22:00.000+02:00

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BILLY COBHAM LIVE! drum 'n' voice tour vol 1&2

21 Luglio Rocca di Noale (15/18 €)

mail Birreria Pedavena

2007-07-10T13:21:00.000+02:00

Nell'ambito dei festeggiamenti per i 110 anni di Birra Pedavena, significativa l'iniziativa portata avanti da parte di un sottoscrittore, Mauro Armelao, assessore del Comune di Spinea (VE), che ha voluto organizzare per la sua città, l'annuale festa della birra, in un modo del tutto nuovo.

Efficace, per Pedavena, il suo contributo, che ha dato la possibilità di portare la storia della fabbrica a Spinea, comune di oltre 25.000 abitanti, dedicando un'area privata, in una delle ville più antiche e prestigiose del Comune, Villa del Majno, all'esposizione di pezzi unici, come l'impianto pilota del 1961.

Un tuffo nella storia che culmina, negli ultimi quattro giorni, nella festa della Birra vera e propria, dove sarà possibile degustare fresca birra Pedavena dal 19 al 22 luglio 2007 in Piazza E. Fermi.

"Un mio particolare ringraziamento va alla Castello di Udine, che ha salvato le sorti di Pedavena e di tutti gli operai. Un abbraccio affettuoso a tutte le famiglie degli operai che ora possono ritornare a respirare dopo mesi di angoscia, dicendo a loro che io come tantissime altre persone non le abbiamo mai abbandonate.

Forza! E' ora di ripartire tutti insieme. Vi aspetto tutti a Spinea. Anzi quasi tutti perché qualcuno deve rimanere a produrre birra per la nostra festa, che è anche la vostra FESTA!!!."

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spritz and click

No comunque beo..

american idiots

ariecchime!!

grazie a cescosauro di splinder!

...gli amici di Paris

UPCOMINGS! (yeah yeah yeah)

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VI E' PRESO UN COLPO?????

carina!!!!

ain't no privacy!

sempre approposito di lingue...

Swadesh list

vi ho preso 1 giga!

...ein prosit

just live drum 'n' bass from London

beh sono un po' più sana di Giaco!

come facciamo a metterlo sempre visibile?

Zero Secchia!

Si si e continuo!

sono proprio in giornata

Bello sto sito giaco

Morti nel giorno della mia nascita O.O

IMPORTANTISSIMOOOO O.O

Germs on my Keyboard! O.O

OH JESUS!

KISS THE DOG!

SELFISH POST!!!

Come sono evoluto.. O.O

Liguria con Otto

Guarda cosa ho trovato sulla scrivania della mia responsabile

L'imprasa epica: concerto subsonica 23/11/2007

Benvenuto Nardo!

Un po' di back stage

ormai lo conoscete tutti il miop duro lavoro

Sembrano coriandoli ma sono foglie di questo autunno inutile

YOU TUBE!

Sevilla... 2-3 foto..

La pagina Flickr di GIACO!! 0.o

Pari ricordi quest'uomo???? O.O

ciao

lo yoga dell'ombralonga!

Senza parole.... O.O

Super Pang!!!!! O.O

Super Pang

E' NATA !

Popetown O.O

BUON COMPLEANNO SPRITZ&CLICK!!!!!!

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IL TECNODROMO.

Triste annuncio

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The UnKnown Rebel

Tommy che da tanti bacini!

superotto non è più un tipo di cinepresa!

amici di feib

campanelli d'autore

sky is the limit!

ed eccola qua signori: FABRICA!

the cockney rhyming slang

English

Slang

Usage

A.A.A. PETE TONG AL MURETTO ----> FREE

A.A.A. : CONCERTON !

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Sziget Festival 2007 O.O Parte 1

...cisalpino verso Lugano

...campanello di Lugano

...nonno Feib in casa di riposo

...viviamo in un brutto mondo

...uccello che mangia una patatina

...e dopo il canapon...

la dj mas bona del mundo... SCARLETTE ETIENNE

Il buon pastore diddio

O.O Sto semplicemente sottolineando il paradosso costituito dal chiedere ad un uomo mascherato chi egli sia

proposte per il prossimo week end...

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